Pitt Porn Brange Bowl Pitt Porn WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:04 am
Faux Gossip Brange: pocket 5s are weak What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 06:47 am
Pitt Porn Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am
Faux Gossip Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn? Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 03:21 am
Famewhores Brange: snakes and rabbits The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here for more. But wait. That’s why it’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:31 am
Gorgessity Black leather & Pitt Porn Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 02:51 am
Pitt Porn Brad Pitt: soulmate, sex, and gays It’s my favourite Brad Pitt attribute, aside from the way he wears his pants. Brad supports the gays. Brad was one of the first big names to oppose Prop 8 and donated $100,000 to the efforts to fight it. And in a new interview for Parade Magazine, a By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 04:44 am
Pitt Porn Charisma Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky." The most ...expressive... he's ever been. It& By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:57 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for Basterds It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet By Lainey • May 21, 2009 12:41 am
Gorgessity Pitt Tenderness After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off By Lainey • May 20, 2009 01:26 am
Pitt Porn Oscar Pitt Porn While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:52 am
Pitt Porn SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:40 am
Gorgessity Bringing porn to the Oscars MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 09:49 am
Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
Pitt Porn Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:57 am
