Posing Katie Holmes at the MET: Return of the Bob Almost anything would have been an improvement on last year. The WTF yellow Marchesa. What? You forgot? How? Here. For 2015, Katie Holmes wore Zac Posen. And it’s fine. Forgettable, but fine. Oh and a new fringed bob that may or may not be a wig. Which just reminds By Lainey • May 05, 2015 01:31 am
Amazingness Table posing Who poses harder than Victoria Beckham? Maybe Lea Michele. Pffft. Can Lea Michele pull of a TABLE POSE though? God these crack me up. You didn’t expect Posh to just sit a table without cocking something, did you? When she poses on a carpet, she cocks the hip. When By Lainey • Dec 01, 2014 12:15 pm
Media Manipulation Sexy not sweet? The Lea Michele Project continues. She’s a smoking, harried waitress in Sons Of Anarchy. She’s a sexpot at the Teen Choice Awards. Sexy not sweet? Or both? It occurred me to me, looking at these shots, that she wants to be someone. She’s trying to go for By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 01:37 pm
Assy Style Sienna poses hard in green Check out this photo of Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge at the British Fashion Awards last night. It’s cracking me up. She’s dropping some mega Ebola Hilton and he looks totally stunned. I’m sure the cameras just caught an awkward moment but the reason it’s so By Lainey • Dec 03, 2013 11:50 am
Posing Posh’s heavy eye makeup Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have? Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Maybe By Lainey • Nov 15, 2013 10:34 am
Posing A Hungry Couple Kate Bosworth and her husband Michael Polish were at the New York premiere of their film Big Sur last night. Hungry is the word that comes to mind. And I’m not even talking about food. I’m talking about WANT. And TRY. This is why, really, they’re perfect By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 01:03 pm
Hook Ups Katie POSING POSING in all caps because look at her. Vamp. That’s a lot more sass than we’ve seen from her a long time. What’s the occasion? Well, she was at the Gravity premiere. And…it may have caught the attention of George Clooney. He seems more like an By Lainey • Oct 02, 2013 11:44 am
Posing Matching the step-and-repeat Is it a good idea or a bad idea when your dress matches the font at the photo wall, especially when the shade is a weird nude? Well, that’s one way to get in tight with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They’re easy. Remember The Tourist? Remember, um, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2012 12:32 pm
Maple Leaf Pose Hard As A Couple Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one. But while Lea’s By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 09:50 am
Jock Smut Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
BFFs Friendship pause when posing Here are the Spices in London today to announce Viva Forever, a stage production based on their songs. Think Mamma Mia only replace Dancing Queen with Wannabe and Waterloo with Spice Up Your Life and “the story of a beautiful, talented girl and her best friends who get swept up By Lainey • Jun 26, 2012 10:54 am
Style Christina Ricci: Best Met Substitute for Victoria Beckham Look at her. Look at her trying her best to fill in for Victoria Beckham who did not attend the Met Gala this year. In her place then, the substitute Christina Ricci, posing as hard as we’ve ever seen her pose. Put it this way - Lea Michele was By Lainey • May 08, 2012 10:23 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids:Chloe Moretz Scream Awards 2011 Easy, child. By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 03:13 pm
Girls Who Don`t Eat Met Back-Hard Pose-Hard: Renee Zellweger As I’ve already noted on previous occasions, it is not a relaxing exercise watching Renee Zellweger posing on a carpet. So much effort is involved. The first time I covered the Costume Institute Gala it was with my friend Lara – hi Lara!!! – and we were obviously jerking off over By Lainey • May 03, 2011 05:09 am
Style SAG Hernia: Lea Michele I’ve had hernias on the mind for days, when Charlie Sheen apparently busted one last week after an allnighter with a briefcase full of cocaine. Last night, while Lea Michele was over-working it on the carpet, I thought she was going to bust one too. The concentration on her By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:38 am
Amazingness Posh & the British First Lady Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:29 am
