Royals Two royal couples went out last night Prince William and his Catherine hit up a private members’ club last night in London with that Pippa and Princess Eugenie (not pictured) and some other friends. It was a rare, non-official outing. Earlier in the day, while Kate was on duty in Newcastle - click here to see the By Lainey • Oct 11, 2012 09:51 am
Royals Photo Assumption: Kate & Albert Time to play a Royal Olympic edition of Photo Assumption... There were two royal weddings last year - one was young and exuberant, the other was, literally, weepy and depressing. Here are Catherine of William and Albert of Monaco at synchronised swimming today. Kate, of course, would never betray all By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 03:15 pm
Royals Princess Serenity finds a substitute The last time we checked in with Her Highness of Serenity, Charlene of Monaco, she was busy being grossed out by her husband, Prince Albert. Remember that CBS interview? And remember when she took on a totally different demeanor around the pool, all flirty-ish with the South African swimmer? Click By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 04:23 pm
Royals Serenity Charlene looks disgusted If England’s royal family is known for its precision and control, how do we explain Monaco’s? You would think that for all their resources, and given their history of scandal, they would have better prepared for this. Practised for it. Coached her through it. Or... not agreed to By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 10:34 am
Royals Prison Bride’s Anniversary While one imprisoned bride is making her escape, another is celebrating a year of captivity. Exactly a year ago today, on July 2, 2011, Charlene Wittstock wept at the altar, giving birth to the video you still can’t stop watching. Here she is the other day with Prince Albert By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:13 am
Royals Is there a kids’ table? Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much. I like to imagine that By Lainey • May 18, 2012 02:32 pm
Royals 9 Months Of Serenity Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into position. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2012 09:58 am
Royals A Prison Bride at the Oscars I screamed in the control room when the pool feed picked up Serenity arriving with Albert last night. Needless to say, this did not go over well since there are easily two dozen people in there trying to produce a live show. But there she was, all tragic and miserable, By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:00 am
Royals Prison Bride at the Oscars? OMG. I feel like I might be more excited to see her at the Oscars than anyone else. It’s Prison Bride! Accordingly to Page Six, Prince Albert and Her Serenity of Captivity, Princess Charlene of Monaco, would like to attend the Oscars on February 26th. Something about her starting By Lainey • Feb 15, 2012 10:41 am
Royals Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack By Lainey • Jan 23, 2012 12:04 pm
Royals Prison Bride’s Chistmas present This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 11:58 am
Royals Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in a flask, By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 04:36 pm
Royals Prison Bride’s back on the balcony Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in By Lainey • Nov 21, 2011 01:06 pm
Royals Princess Serenity’s first National Day Monaco National Day is on Saturday. It will be the first for Charlene as the principality’s Serene Highness. She was there last year but they weren’t married yet, obviously. (I don’t mean to be mean but...um... Stephanie, Jesus, she looks frighteningly bad.) Anyway, the Royal Family, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 10:35 am
Prince Albert of Monaco Serenity seeks asylum How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 12:51 pm
Royals Handholding makes her nauseous Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 11:19 am
