Quiveration Every time I see you falling… Even when I’m 90 I will still know every single word to this song. New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle, obviously. Substance! God, that album. For an entire year, I used to get ready to Thieves Like Us, pretending I was Molly Ringwald. Anyway, Brandon Flowers (you didn’t By Lainey • May 25, 2015 04:17 pm
Quiveration Intro for May 22, 2015 Dear Gossips, Last week I used Miley Cyrus as an excuse to talk about Brandon Flowers. Have I mentioned that I’m obsessed with Brandon Flowers? Anyway, in that post (click here for a refresher), I gossip-wished Brandon covering Don’t Get Me Wrong for Miley’s next Backyard Session. By Lainey • May 22, 2015 09:00 am
Quiveration An angel on the beach Let’s begin the day with beauty. You know when I wrote yesterday about Michael McIntyre’s reaction to Brandon Flowers’s face? Click here for a refresher. I’ve seen people sprain themselves after seeing Matt Bomer’s face. Jesus, I almost did a couple of years ago at By Lainey • May 20, 2015 11:02 am
Quiveration Intro for May 19, 2015 Dear Gossips, If you’re in Canada returning from the long weekend, we posted a few articles yesterday so please scroll down to get caught up. I had a deadline last night which seriously cut into my Brandon Flowers creeping time. The album is out now. And I have a By Lainey • May 19, 2015 09:00 am
Quiveration Intro for May 15, 2015 Dear Gossips, I’m sorry, I can’t stop. Last night before bed, Jacek was watching the news and I had my headphones in, cranked up loud. He was asking me something and I couldn’t hear. Then he tapped me and I still didn’t react. He finally had By Lainey • May 15, 2015 09:31 am
Quiveration This isn’t helping my Brandon Flowers problem Brandon Flowers was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Two Brandon posts in two days. This isn’t helping my problem. Because… well… the voice. Some people live? They’re sh-t. Him? The notes are there. And his energy. His charisma. His FACE. I mean I thought he was all of By Lainey • May 08, 2015 03:28 pm
Quiveration Brandon’s back Thanks to Henry who sent this to me because I would have missed it otherwise. Brandon Flowers. His back. No shirt. NO PROBLEM. Henry asked if he was too tanned. Or skinny. Not for me. I like skinny. I prefer lanky over juiced up. So this is cranking all my By Lainey • May 07, 2015 04:37 pm
Quiveration Brandon Flowers in a tux Yeah. F-ck yeah. Brandon Flowers was at the Tribeca Film Festival last night for a screening and then he performed at a Frank Sinatra tribute…Christ Jesus… in a tuxedo. At one point he sang Come Fly With Me. With that voice. Even Bono worships that voice. That voice in By Lainey • Apr 22, 2015 04:39 pm
Quiveration Idris Elba: Star Trek and a donut First… Please enjoy these photos of Idris Elba eating a donut. There are, like, 3 people in the entire world who can eat a donut and still manage to look attractive. He would be one of them. Next… Simon Pegg is co-writing the next Star Trek movie. He was asked By Lainey • Apr 22, 2015 03:55 pm
Quiveration Josh Hartnett’s missed opportunities I had it bad for Josh Hartnett for a while. It was after seeing 40 Days And 40 Nights. Why didn’t Shannyn Sossamon become a bigger deal? She has a PERFECT face. God I wanted to look like her. I think I still want to look like her. I By Lainey • Apr 17, 2015 12:57 pm
Quiveration Idris by the sea After that last post I thought you might want a palate cleanser? Idris Elba is in Cannes for MIPTV to promote Mandela, My Dad, and Me. The perfectly fitted red shirt. Those pants. His kicks. The grey in his beard… I mean I don’t know what else you want By Lainey • Apr 14, 2015 03:34 pm
Quiveration Preview to My Obsession As I’ve mentioned 80 times already, the Avengers: Age Of Ultron premiere is tonight. And the two new superheroes, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, will be there for sure. Sarah tells me that Scarlet Witch is a BADASS. And I don’t doubt it. Joss Whedon has taken great care By Lainey • Apr 13, 2015 04:38 pm
Quiveration Deadpool’s hot guy Ryan Reynolds is currently shooting Deadpool in Vancouver. His character’s face is all scarred up. I know nothing about Deadpool. Maybe Sarah will come at me with some nerd facts but so far, for a nerd, she’s been surprisingly not that interested in the Deadpool thing. That might By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 01:31 pm
Quiveration Tom Hardy makes a mug If you already have a Tom Hardy problem, this isn’t going to help. This will make it much, much worse. Here he is on the cover of UK Esquire. Some dudes, when they do the squinty eye thing, it doesn’t work, not at all. You don’t believe By Lainey • Mar 30, 2015 03:36 pm
Quiveration The Desired Effect of Brandon Flowers I think I’ve mentioned a few times that I have a thing for Brandon Flowers? I say the same thing every time: He’s SO beautiful. God he’s so beautiful. Look at him! And when he sings… Those first two Killers albums? Our car is so old is By Lainey • Mar 27, 2015 04:58 pm
Quiveration An Idris send-off Don’t know about you but I’ve had a looooong week. This is the perfect way to end it. I’m sending all of us off with Idris Elba. Check him out in London yesterday working on Luther. It’s just a coat. It’s just a red tie. By Lainey • Mar 20, 2015 04:18 pm