Quiveration Don’t talk like this As mentioned previously, I have an Eminem problem. Most of the time it’s under control. Unlike my friends, who continue to bombard my inbox with their crushes on mothering-hipped, delicate-handed boy children, I rein in my ridiculous Shady crushing with discipline, more really for self preservation than anything else. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:22 am
Quiveration Tom Brady’s new deal It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:10 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine blue balls Right? Would this movie just f-cking come out already? It’s been at every festival, it premiered at the AFI Fest in Hollywood on Saturday night. But still it won’t hit theatres until late December, in limited release (!), and with a dumbass NC17 rating. I have blue balls from By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 05:53 am
Girlcrushes So much pretty and quiver! Look at them, Jakey and Annie, last night at the Hollywood premiere of Love & Other Drugs. SO much pretty and quiver and gorgeous smiles all at the same time. Just like in the film, they’re matching each other hot move for hot move. As I keep telling you, By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:58 am
Quiveration Jakey at the doctor So f-cking cute. Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed today in Beverly Hills leaving a medical building. So Jakey, what’s your next job? These appointments are usually for insurance and etc before starting work on new projects. But that’s not been our focus lately. The focus lately has been Jakey By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 10:00 am
Quiveration Who are you eyef-cking now? Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 06:09 am
Quiveration Long hair and you look so young SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, who’ By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 04:03 am
Quiveration Viggo & Poetry I think once a week a smutty shout-out request comes in for someone’s birthday and they want to include some love for Viggo Mortensen. The problem with Viggo is that he’s rarely out on that scene, so it’s hard to get new photos. There are new photos! By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 05:56 am
Quiveration When is Henry’s time? Is he single? Maybe he’s on Blake Lively’s list too. Henry Cavill was photographed in Madrid yesterday shooting The Cold Light of Day (terrible title). Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver (not pictured) also costar. It’s a major leading role for Cavill, and in addition to his upcoming By Lainey • Oct 27, 2010 05:57 am
Quiveration Underpants! Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote was specifically By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 07:52 am
Quiveration Tokyo TRON TRON: Legacy opens December 17th. It’s expected to own a very large part of the holiday box office. But a few hundred fans in Japan had the opportunity to screen 25 minutes of the movie two months early the other day. Needless to say, TRON will be doing huge By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 04:39 am
Quiveration Jakey in his undershirt I guess it's not really an undershirt but it's closer to an undershirt than a silk shirt and when I see him in it, well, you know, there's some imagining. This is Jake Gyllenhaal at a screening for Love and Other Drugs in New By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 07:56 am
Quiveration Tom Hardy's Canadian tuxedo Well, he's in Canada. Tom Hardy returned to Vancouver after a very, very brief trip (just a few hrs) to LA to get right back to work on This Means War. Am told that the purpose of the quick travel was indeed to finalise the Batman deal. A By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 06:52 am
Girlcrushes The King’s Speech at home Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham Carter were at the photocall for The King’s Speech today at the London Film Festival, screening tonight for a home audience. Needless to say, this will be the film that sweeps the BAFTAs, right? Colin seems to be working out a curious By Lainey • Oct 21, 2010 03:38 am
Quiveration Is this the new Riddler? Every day I get email from you lusty bitches asking for more Tom Hardy. Here he is this morning heading out of Vancouver for a quick trip to LA presumably to tie up those Batman talks, make it all official with paperwork. At this point it’s just a formality. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 10:35 am
Quiveration Jakey & My G reunited! Gwyneth Paltrow was honoured last night at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute. Every woman who was recognised had a special person present to them. For Kate Hudson it was mom Goldie Hawn. For Diane Kruger it was Quentin Tarantino. For Hilary Swank it was Sam Rockwell. For my G By Lainey • Oct 19, 2010 03:48 am
