Quiveration No, seriously, he’s perfect Really. He is. I received an email yesterday from Isabel who told me about Colin Firth’s article in Vogue which reminded me I hadn’t even opened my December issue yet. Of course I immediately went to check. And there he is. On page 292, maybe the best photo By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 04:01 am
Quiveration Hard for Hedlund So there’s Letterman with Jacek stroking themselves over Natalie Portman, and then there’s me, after multiple viewings of this clip from Country Strong, um, feeling the same way about the #1 on my Five List Garrett Hedlund. For the doubters... It’s not like they have to be By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:01 am
Quiveration Can’t let Jakey have all the love It’s like Ryan Gosling was standing by, watching Jakey G the last couple of weeks getting us all weak and quivery, and decided enough is enough. He came back swinging HARD. So you know about this business with the MPAA. Blue Valentine has been given an NC17 rating because By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 09:11 am
Quiveration Jakey go away I’m the asshole watching David Letterman last night with a stupid horny grin on my face during Jake Gyllenhaal’s entire interview. He’s too f-cking charming. And it’s not just that he’s hot. It’s not just that he looks so great in Burberry right By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 03:13 am
Quiveration Emma & Dexter in New York The stars of One Day were in New York last night promoting separate projects. First my sweet Jim Sturgess at a screening for Heartless – the trailer is below – looking, as always, a little out of place and confused. It’s adorable. Heartless, though directly by promising horror genre auteur Philip By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 03:45 am
Quiveration I will make this happen If you've been reading my blog long enough you know that forever ever ever I've been hoping for Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. Forever. They were briefly dealing with each other about a year and a half ago - a couple of friendly outings and text messages By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 08:32 am
Quiveration Jakey & Harry Jake Gyllenhaal did not walk the carpet last night in London at the World Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 but photographers still caught him sneaking in an alternate entrance. Somehow this doesn’t surprise me, that Jakey loves Harry. Of course Jakey loves Harry. Jakey By Lainey • Nov 12, 2010 02:51 am
Quiveration Poster Quiver Remember Kate Hudson’s hysterically bad poster for what looks to be her upcoming hysterically bad movie A Little Bit of Heaven? Click here if you’ve forgotten. No, I haven’t seen A Little Bit of Heaven. And, sure, there’s a chance it might not totally suck. But By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 05:22 am
Quiveration Jakey’s here In London. He and Anne Hathaway arrived yesterday. Photos are attached. So f-cking cute, both of them. So on the flight over, I couldn’t sleep, went through every movie, and then finally decided ok, fine, Prince of Persia. Goddamn it’s an awful movie. But goddamn he is By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 06:10 am
Quiveration Don’t talk like this As mentioned previously, I have an Eminem problem. Most of the time it’s under control. Unlike my friends, who continue to bombard my inbox with their crushes on mothering-hipped, delicate-handed boy children, I rein in my ridiculous Shady crushing with discipline, more really for self preservation than By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:22 am
Quiveration Tom Brady’s new deal It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:10 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine blue balls Right? Would this movie just f-cking come out already? It’s been at every festival, it premiered at the AFI Fest in Hollywood on Saturday night. But still it won’t hit theatres until late December, in limited release (!), and with a dumbass NC17 rating. I have blue balls By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 05:53 am
Girlcrushes So much pretty and quiver! Look at them, Jakey and Annie, last night at the Hollywood premiere of Love & Other Drugs. SO much pretty and quiver and gorgeous smiles all at the same time. Just like in the film, they’re matching each other hot move for hot move. As I keep telling you, By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:58 am
Quiveration Jakey at the doctor So f-cking cute. Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed today in Beverly Hills leaving a medical building. So Jakey, what’s your next job? These appointments are usually for insurance and etc before starting work on new projects. But that’s not been our focus lately. The focus lately has been By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 10:00 am
Quiveration Who are you eyef-cking now? Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 06:09 am
Quiveration Long hair and you look so young SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 04:03 am
