Quiveration Thank you for not being in costume Last time I saw you, you looked like this, in costume on the set of Horrible Bosses with a horrible combover. It was like you poured acid on my lady business. Am thrilled to see you’re diversifying in a comedy but am sad you’re doing so at the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 03:32 am
Quiveration My men are here Joshua Jackson is back in Vancouver resuming production on a new season of Fringe. Look at him on set yesterday. Look how cute. He doesn’t fuss, he doesn’t pull attitude, he doesn’t demand to have his ass kissed. Instead he is always jovial, always smiling, always in By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 08:10 am
Quiveration Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 05:24 am
Quiveration It’s gone! Angelina Jolie wrapped on a movie with Johnny Depp, now it’s time for Brad Pitt to go to work while she hangs back with the children. Work means no nasty beard. And here’s Brad on the set of Moneyball the other day with that sh-t off his face. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 10:35 am
Quiveration Hamm in uniform Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 03:04 am
Quiveration Well that was fast Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 06:53 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Quiveration Chris Brown can eat their sh-t In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:12 am
Quiveration Jakey will calm you There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey, I am a long time reader. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 08:09 am
Quiveration Eminem loves Lainey Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 08:15 am
Quiveration Young, hot and English Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. (And By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:07 am
Quiveration Friday Firth! How about this to start the weekend? Colin Firth accepted the Taormina Arte Award last night at the Taormina Film Fest 2010 in Italy accompanied by his wife Livia. You think he gave his speech in Italian? He probably gave his speech in Italian. You know he speaks Italian right? By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 09:00 am
Quiveration Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 07:17 am
Quiveration Jackson and the animals We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God I’m not By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 06:27 am
Quiveration Sharlto Copley has a girlfriend Sarah probably won’t be too happy about this. Sharlto Copley arrived at LAX yesterday with his girlfriend Jeanne-Melanie Haasbroek. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Don’t know much about him at all. After all, District 9 was his first time in front of the camera. Before that By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:38 am
Quiveration Missing Christian It’s been too long since Christian Bale was at the movies. Almost a year actually. Public Enemies last summer, right? This summer will be Bale-less as his next feature with Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter, doesn’t yet have a confirmed release date. Bale is slated for the third Batman By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 08:47 am
