Quiveration You’ve been warned These Jon Hamm photos will kill your productivity. The new season of Mad Men premieres on Sunday. Jon was on Kimmel last night. I do not recommend watching this video because, goddamn, his shirt is open at the neck and he’s funny and so nice and, well, you do By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 06:24 am
Quiveration Spanish fix These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 05:18 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm, tux, water bottle Really, it’s all you need. In life. Just 6 days from the season premiere of Mad Men – are you ready to have Don Draper back for the weekends? Hopefully the lead-up will feature a lot of Jon Hamm on the talk show circuit. In a tux. With a water By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 04:15 am
Quiveration Thank you for not being in costume Last time I saw you, you looked like this, in costume on the set of Horrible Bosses with a horrible combover. It was like you poured acid on my lady business. Am thrilled to see you’re diversifying in a comedy but am sad you’re doing so at the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 03:32 am
Quiveration My men are here Joshua Jackson is back in Vancouver resuming production on a new season of Fringe. Look at him on set yesterday. Look how cute. He doesn’t fuss, he doesn’t pull attitude, he doesn’t demand to have his ass kissed. Instead he is always jovial, always smiling, always in By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 08:10 am
Quiveration Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 05:24 am
Quiveration It’s gone! Angelina Jolie wrapped on a movie with Johnny Depp, now it’s time for Brad Pitt to go to work while she hangs back with the children. Work means no nasty beard. And here’s Brad on the set of Moneyball the other day with that sh-t off his face. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 10:35 am
Quiveration Hamm in uniform Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 03:04 am
Quiveration Well that was fast Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 06:53 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Quiveration Chris Brown can eat their sh-t In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:12 am
Quiveration Jakey will calm you There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey, I am a long time reader. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 08:09 am
Quiveration Eminem loves Lainey Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 08:15 am
Quiveration Young, hot and English Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. (And By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:07 am
Quiveration Friday Firth! How about this to start the weekend? Colin Firth accepted the Taormina Arte Award last night at the Taormina Film Fest 2010 in Italy accompanied by his wife Livia. You think he gave his speech in Italian? He probably gave his speech in Italian. You know he speaks Italian right? By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 09:00 am
Quiveration Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 07:17 am
