Quiveration Coop on dicks, douches, and assholes The new Details featuring Bradley Cooper on the cover. Hot. And right off the top he offers his personal definitions distinguishing between dicks, douches, and assholes: "A dick is harmful. A dick is hurtful. Now, a douche he's just an idiot. He's lame. A dick By Lainey • Jun 01, 2010 08:41 am
Quiveration Player Summit After a few days in Europe to support the English football team, David Beckham was back in LA last night, courtside for the Laker’s dramatic buzzer-beating win over the Suns at home in Los Angeles. My heart broke for Steve Nash. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to By Lainey • May 28, 2010 03:29 am
Quiveration Mass swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal “He basically makes ur pants evaporate” – received on Messenger at 6:01pm ET from one of my etalk colleagues re: Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance on Live @etalk. One after another, my friends bombed my Blackberry with Jakey love. And all of them noted first that it was his charm, his By Lainey • May 26, 2010 03:02 am
Quiveration Missing Jakey Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all By Lainey • May 25, 2010 04:10 am
Quiveration Ryan at the party and the pavilion Last night Ryan Gosling hit up the Art of Elysium party in the same cardigan he wore 2 nights ago to another event on some yacht. He packed light. I really love this. This afternoon Ryan was at the American Pavilion participating on a panel discussion with Michelle Williams and By Lainey • May 20, 2010 05:44 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine last night It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And By Lainey • May 19, 2010 08:01 am
Quiveration Kisses Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound By Lainey • May 18, 2010 09:39 am
Quiveration Jakey’s getting closer To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying By Lainey • May 18, 2010 04:43 am
Quiveration Sneaking in for Javier Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:58 am
Quiveration Riviera Quiver Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:02 am
Quiveration Mads & Lisbeth This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She By Lainey • May 17, 2010 09:17 am
Quiveration Waiting for him Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:44 am
Quiveration You look so great with Australians And so happy. Last night you presented to Bella Heathcote at the Australians in Film 2010 Breakthrough Awards in Beverly Hills. It’s so rare when you smile and when you do it’s spectacular. Thank you for the weekend gift. And your short hair. And the way you’re By Lainey • May 14, 2010 09:17 am
Quiveration Jakey and the Russians Jake Gyllenhaal was in Moscow to promote Prince of Persia with Gemma Arterton and Jerry Bruckheimer earlier this week. After completing their official duties, they hit up the club. And Jakey was promptly surrounded by the Russian club girls. The Russian club girls brought out the cutest Jakey ever. He’ By Lainey • May 14, 2010 03:46 am
Quiveration Missing Lost Tuesday It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also By Lainey • May 11, 2010 03:17 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
