Quiveration SAG Men: Firth & Ham A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:35 am
Quiveration Franco opens Sundance Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 08:11 am
Quiveration Can I love you again? Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 04:31 am
Quiveration Best Globe Beard: Jon Hamm Better than the Brad Pitt beard, yes. And this is not a blind riddle clue. Because Jon Hamm’s beard is all man and sex and hot. HE is all man and sex and hot. But... we need to talk about the girlfriend. We weren’t feeling her on our By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:45 am
Quiveration Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes! The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 03:39 am
Quiveration James McAvoy for a cold Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 01:14 am
Quiveration Coop on Letterman Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 12:02 pm
Quiveration James McAvoy James Bond There’s to be a film about Ian Fleming and word is, James McAvoy will play him. Excellent. Love. Put him in a suit, let him speak freely, drink freely, and smoke freely. It’s a terrible thing to say but that image sexes me up every time. However it’ By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:38 am
Quiveration Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 03:23 am
Quiveration Winter in Italy He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:07 am
Quiveration Tobey & Leo BFFs They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 03:07 am
Quiveration I would sit in his lap When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 02:27 am
Quiveration Franco SNL I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:25 am
Quiveration Brits and open-neck shirts It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:55 am
Quiveration Ryan helps during finals Molly S wrote to me last week. First semester law school, finals week. She gave me a list to choose from for a distraction: James Franco, Robert Pattinson, Jon Hamm, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Gosling, Cory Monteith. Ryan Gosling doesn’t get papped too often. But he must have heard Molly’ By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:11 am
Quiveration RDJ on the set of Due Date This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 04:00 am