Quiveration Something for me, something for him Here’s what you’ll read about today across most entertainment sites and blogs: * MJ’s murder * The sociopathic douchebag who murdered his wife * The Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag with 8 kids who left his wife * The 2 plastic douchebags who appear on The Hills * F List reality tv stars who By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 04:42 am
Quiveration Fried Rice beginnings Today looks promising. First I slept in an extra half an hour, it’s a luxury. Waking up at 5am instead of 4:30am makes a huge difference. The reason – I have to use up my vacation days before the end of the month. Don’t have to be on By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 03:06 am
Quiveration Needed some Fried Rice Just came back from the gym. Hayley f-cking destroyed us today. And it’s not like I went into it blind. The Toronto International Film Festival is 3 weeks away. 10 days of total debauchery. Which is why she always gets medieval with my ass before sending me off. Some By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 01:57 pm
Quiveration Travelling with dad There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 05:29 am
Quiveration Leg lifts It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:03 pm
Quiveration How to be gross Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at this Without dry heaving and yet I still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love to publish By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 04:13 am
Quiveration Vampires flying Twi-Hards are on high alert today. Several members of the cast, including Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, will be present, front and centre, at Teen Choice tonight. Given the intrigue lately surrounding Stewart and Pattinson’s rumoured romance, Twi-Hards are clutching their books to their bosoms extra tightly getting moist By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 06:52 am
Quiveration What Shia’s reading Have had a lot of requests lately for Shia LaBeouf… He hit up a Borders today in LA and picked up some reading material. A book called “And Then the Roof Caved In: How Wall Street's Greed and Stupidity Brought Capitalism to Its Knees". As you know, By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 12:32 pm
Quiveration I needed you today And here you are. We have just left Whistler after an amazing 6 day holiday. If you ever want to stay here you should come to the Four Seasons. SO great for dogs. They were a bit short staffed though this visit. I’m sure they’d never make you By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 09:46 am
Quiveration Eat, Pray, Hotness Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. Never By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 04:45 am
Quiveration Today with glasses Yesterday’s Jackson Rathbone certainly kept you in the (Canadian) holiday spirit. Dorin has sent over some more from his 100 Monkeys show in Dallas the other day this time rocking the hat with a pair of thickrimmed glasses. Oh la JR. For CJ who loves him dearly – and for By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 08:54 am
Quiveration James & Julia Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:31 am
Quiveration Holiday bonus 2: Vampire Eric’s feet don’t smell Have not seen the latest episode of True Blood. Don’t want to leave Whistler but can’t wait to get home to the PVR. And if my digital box somehow f-cked it up I will Twi-Hard on someone’s ass. These photos of Alexander Skarsgard at LAX will help By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 01:29 pm
Quiveration Holiday bonus: my favourite Cullen He’s much lower profile than so many of the others – at least on a day to day, week to week pap schedule. Love him. And it makes the holiday so much sweeter, especially since posting today ended up being more of a regular schedule. Thanks to Dorin for these By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 12:09 pm
Quiveration Bradley Cooper Faceman in Vancouver There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last week By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 03:15 am
Quiveration The better Ryan on a bike Ryan Reynolds rides a bike too. But Ryan Reynolds is a dick. And Ryan Gosling is most certainly not. Gosling was at Bardot last night. Was stopped by fans on his way out and happily obliged for autographs and photos. Was also briefly threatened by some crazy person who – what By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:18 am
