Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Famewhores Fun with Mom and Dad Victoria Beckham took her youngest son Cruz to the Saks on Friday because he like really, really wanted to go shopping in his little Robin costume. Don’t all 3 year old boys? He likes it when mummy buys new shoes, see? Then it was off to the Laker game, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 03:47 am
Quiveration Big Bond Bond opened big this weekend in North America, winning the box office handily with an estimated $70 million take, exceeding expectations and, in combination with its European grosses, earning over $300 million to date already. Needless to say – a resounding success and even before the holiday numbers start to come By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:53 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh for a Lifetime Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:49 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh and the Old Lady Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 04:29 am
Quiveration Seth writes, is hot Nothing sexier than a sense of humour. And a smart dude. Seth Meyers – funny, sharp, writes, love. My friend Michelle and I discovered a while ago that we have the same man taste. It started with Seth. Then it was Troy Dyer. Now it’s back to Seth. Seth appeared By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 04:39 am
Quiveration Oh baby, when you`re in uniform… Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse, Can I call you that? Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 07:42 am
Quiveration He loves her so much I’ve seen Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell together in person. I’ve seen the way he can’t let go of her hand. How he can’t walk a carpet without her. How he’s the one who’s kinda clingy. Not limp dick clingy but hot clingy. Incredibly By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 01:53 am
Quiveration The Irishman with a cinched waist Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 09:13 am
Quiveration The New Cloon You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 04:54 am
Quiveration Roman Viggo Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. And By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:24 am
Quiveration He’s close… But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 12:42 pm
Quiveration Glitter MotherChucker Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:58 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse…on a motorbike! Vroom vroom…yum yum! It’s f&cking pouring here in Vancouver. It’ll pour here for the next 5 months. Am thankful for a little hot Harry to lift my soggy spirits. Hot Harry hopped on a bike today to participate in the Enduro Africa 2008 Motorcycle Rally By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 09:13 am
Douchebags What it’s like to meet Johnny I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 08:40 am
Quiveration The bastard brings the quiver Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:51 am
