Ashlee Simpson Don’t Forget About Jess A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Josh Hartnett:definitely dumb but not quite Ryan P According to Sydney Confidential, Josh Hartnett has been spending time with a “mystery brunette” in Australia and was pretty cagey about it when caught at the airport, dismissing pappies with a not-so-friendly “Get F*cked” when approached for photos. This following recent rumours that he and Scarlett Johansson have split, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Intro for Nov 07, 2006 Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Ryan: behind the sugar I get sh-t on all the time by the hardcore amateurs, the ones whose illusions are blissfully in tact, who believe the carefully crafted messages in People Magazine, also known as a publicist"s best friend. Hey - I"m all for the fantasy. We pick and choose By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Ryan: that time again Twelve months ago, Reese Witherspoon was beginning her Oscar run. Up to that point, almost a year had passed since any candids showing her and her husband together in one place had surfaced. And then came Walk the Line. And crazily enough, the same weekend it opened, Reese & Ryan By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Clint Eastwood Ryan: perfect for Reese? Per the NY Daily News Ryan Philippe is just starting promo for Flags of Our Fathers, directed by Clint Eastwood, produced by Steven Spielberg, sure to be one of, if not THE, Best Picture juggernaut this season. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Ryan revealed that he was indeed By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Reese & Ricci: Penelope the movie The evening started off with a gala screening, my girl Natalia and I went to the world premiere of Penelope, starring Christina Ricci and produced by Reese Witherspoon. Both walked the carpet – see attached – both were very proud of their picture, and then they made their way inside to present By Lainey • Sep 09, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Most Unpregnant: Reese Witherspoon All that hysteria at the beginning of the summer…all the speculation…all for naught. But – shameless gloat coming up – if you were reading my column, you would have known otherwise…right? Reese showed up to collect her surfboard tonight, skipping the carpet, pretty much leaving as soon as her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Sarah Michelle Gellar: scream queen for life? As we"ve just discussed, karmic payback takes many forms, tailored specifically to deserving recipients, inspired by what they fear the most. In Tori"s case, it"s socialite poverty, for Sarah Michelle Gellar, it"s a film career that pales in comparison to small screen By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon’s imperfect PERFECT body Before you start running for the hills screaming that she’s pregnant, please refresh your memory and take a look at the following article from last month. Now I’m not saying she’s not pregnant because she very well may be. But as I said back then and as By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Salma Hayek: beautiful person, bad bad dress At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Reese Witherspoon: a bump chronology It"s almost June, right? Ah, of course. Time for another round of pregnancy speculation. As is the case with Nicole Kidman"s, I haven"t had the chance these days to peer inside Reese"s uterus but everyone is swearing up and down today that By Lainey • May 30, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon The Family Phillippe at the beach Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon An open letter to Reese Witherspoon Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
