Relationship Assumption More Sean Penn smiles Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 12:40 pm
Relationship Assumption The benefits of being Johnny’s +1 Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 10:07 am
Relationship Assumption Holding hands and skipping That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 01:00 pm
B-tch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family time with Charlize & Sean Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 11:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Nicholas at Sundance From gawky schoolboy to A-lister's love - but how long can About A Boy star Nicholas Hoult hold on to Hollywood's hottest property, Jennifer Lawrence? The f-cking Daily Mail, of course. Nicholas Hoult was at Sundance for Young Ones, directed by Jake Paltrow. Look at that. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2014 11:57 am
Relationship Assumption Robin & Ben go shopping Robin Wright and Ben Foster, recently engaged, were in Vancouver this weekend. They went shopping. He needed some shoes. These two, as I’ve said, are a good fit for each other. Robin can be terrifying on a red carpet. I’ve waited for her on a red carpet a By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 11:34 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Charlize: Sean’s co-host? Sean Penn hosted a fundraiser for Haiti on Saturday night, major stars in attendance, including Charlize Theron, his…girlfriend? Can we call her his girlfriend now? There were photographers all over the place. And she sat next to him, and they were ok with the pictures, and it was almost By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:38 pm
Relationship Assumption Gwyneth’s Golden Globe weekend with Chris …and Winona? The Paltrow-Martins were out a lot this weekend in LA. On Friday Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Diane Von Furstenberg Journey Of A Dress Exhibition. She wore a black plunge neck pantsuit. On Saturday, she AND Chris Martin attended the Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala …together. And look By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 03:21 pm
Relationship Assumption OMGGGG WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNN?!?! Is what fans of The Vampire Diaries might be angst-ing over today after watching Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder accept Best Chemistry or whatever they call it at the People’s Choice Awards last night. She wouldn’t admit it but Duana’s probably given it a few minutes of By Lainey • Jan 09, 2014 10:26 am
Hook Ups A movie but not dinner Charlize Theron and Sean Penn. They've seen each other every day this year. Last night they went to the movies. Not sure what they saw. But God I'd love to sit behind those two, both Oscar winners (and I think in the same year too) looking By Lainey • Jan 07, 2014 05:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Will Mrs Timberlake be there? It’s the People’s Choice Awards tomorrow. Justin Timberlake is expected to be there. Will Mrs Timberlake join him? There have been rumours that their relationship is not right based only on the fact that Mrs T did not join her husband at the American Music Awards and also By Lainey • Jan 07, 2014 11:11 am
Relationship Assumption Young Love Forever Extra is reporting that Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are engaged. He proposed over the holidays. Emma is 22, Evan 26. How old was Emma’s aunt Julia when she got engaged to Kiefer Sutherland? Well, I’m only asking you to make a point. And the point is she By Lainey • Jan 06, 2014 04:11 pm
Hook Ups What is Charlize & Sean Have you caught up yet from the holidays? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn spent NYE together in Hawaii then flew home together to LA. Then he slept over. And they went for coffee on the weekend. Relationship or casual hooking up? Here are some more factors for you to consider: By Lainey • Jan 06, 2014 01:47 pm
Frauds This look means nothing An example of how Photo Assumption can be so misleading…even if we wish so hard it was otherwise. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other day. There’s a shot where she appears to be side-eyeing him. Of course she’s not side-eyeing him. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2014 12:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Coop’s got Suki but no SAG Everyone I know who’s seen American Hustle loved it. And they say that the performances are first class across the board, with some positing that Bradley Cooper was better than he was in Silver Linings Playbook, for which he was nominated for Oscar. The only Hustle cast member individually By Lainey • Dec 11, 2013 11:50 am
