Chinese Squawking Chicken Shia still has a girlfriend Sarah calls him a “thief and a liar”. Well this lying thief was out in LA yesterday and he still has a girlfriend, Mia Goth. Goth is young. Just 19, at the most 20. Which makes sense. Any woman more mature might not be able to handle his sh-t. And By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 12:10 pm
Relationship Assumption Jakey stole Taylor’s heart…and her flower? Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Radar, never a reliable outlet in my opinion, reported exclusively yesterday that Taylor Swift had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal for the first time. And then a few weeks later, he bailed on her 21st birthday party. Rude! True? Before Jake Gyllenhaal, there was John By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 11:26 am
Hook Ups Michelle & Cara’s Valentine’s Day Cara Delevingne was in London last night. Michelle Rodriguez was in LA. Apart for Valentine’s Day? Still together? Oh I hope so. But this thing caught on fire so fast, so intensely, so spectacularly, and some would say so stunt-ily, that I also wouldn’t be surprised if it By Lainey • Feb 14, 2014 02:50 pm
Hook Ups Jude & Ruth v2.0 Almost exactly two years ago, it was reported that Jude Law and Ruth Wilson were dating. Click here for a refresher. It didn’t really go anywhere and I’m not sure if it’s because Ruth isn’t as much of a headliner as, say, Sienna Miller or if By Lainey • Feb 13, 2014 05:39 pm
Relationship Assumption Coop & Suki at the White House The Obamas hosted French President Francois Hollande last night at the White House. Bradley Cooper was invited because…I dunno…he speaks French very well? His date, disappointingly, was not his mother. More and more and more Coop is being seen, publicly and comfortably, with Suki Waterhouse. Holding hands, in By Lainey • Feb 12, 2014 12:54 pm
Relationship Assumption Is 45 a milestone? Jennifer Aniston turned 45 yesterday. She was reportedly in LA. Her fiancé Justin Theroux was in New York shooting his TV show. Is that problem? Is 45 a milestone? Jacek and I have spent birthdays apart. His birthday is a particularly tricky time because the Juno Awards always happen around By Lainey • Feb 12, 2014 11:41 am
Relationship Assumption Sean Penn’s Valentine Someone asked me the other day if we do anything special for Valentine’s Day here at LaineyGossip.com. I can’t remember. Am I nicer? This year I’m spending Valentine’s Day at home in Vancouver. With Miley Cyrus and not my husband. What’s the problem? Sean By Lainey • Feb 12, 2014 10:05 am
Relationship Assumption At the nail bar and kisses in the car Charlize Theron went to the nail bar the other day. And Sean Penn went with her. Like, he didn’t pull up at the curb and wait for her to get in. No. He was inside. He accompanied her. And didn’t punch someone in the process. A couple of By Lainey • Feb 10, 2014 04:34 pm
Maple Leaf Rachel is not with Ryan who is still with Eva Mendes Sorry. I know after all the recent reports that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes broke up, some of you, many of you, were hoping that Rachel McAdams would be his bonafide again. Tonight on etalk, we have exclusive new photos of Rachel in Montreal this weekend. She’s with a By Lainey • Feb 10, 2014 03:50 pm
Hook Ups Can’t stay away? Oh look. It’s RiRi. It’s Drizzy. And they hit up a club together this weekend in LA, exited separately, but got into the same car. What happened after? Well, if I were writing it, I’d have them figure it out – finally. But this is a book that By Lainey • Feb 10, 2014 09:34 am
Relationship Assumption Coop & Suki don’t dumpster dive Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are in Berlin. They were photographed last night smiling at each other and not looking for a trash can to jump into. Unlike Coop’s friend Leonardo DiCaprio who immediately scans the block for a dumpster any time he’s with his girlfriend(s). A By Lainey • Feb 07, 2014 11:53 am
Relationship Assumption More Sean Penn smiles Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 12:40 pm
Relationship Assumption The benefits of being Johnny’s +1 Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 10:07 am
Relationship Assumption Holding hands and skipping That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 01:00 pm
Bitch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family time with Charlize & Sean Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 11:48 am
