Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s brown bag I checked the photo agency just as my supervising producer on The Social, Laura, who’s made many appearances on this blog, usually in relation to Robert Pattinson walked by. So I asked her – OK, what do you want me to say about him? A barrage of ideas: “Are they By Lainey • Nov 06, 2013 01:03 pm
Hook Ups Best Twi-Hard Halloween How was your Halloween? Did you go to a party? Did you make memories with your friends? Did you Instagram the sh-t out of your costume? Was it the best time ever? I promise you, no matter how great your night was, every Twi-Hard in the world was having a By Lainey • Nov 01, 2013 10:17 am
Twilight House Porn: Robert Pattinson’s Graceland for Twi-Hards Robert Pattinson is selling the house he once shared with Kristen Stewart. The list price right now is $6.75 million. Features: 1.45 acres, beautifully landscaped 3 bedrooms 3 and a half bath lagoon pool amphitheatre And, of course, the most important selling feature: LOVE. This was where Robsten By Lainey • Oct 22, 2013 09:42 am
Hook Ups Pattinson, Penn, and PEOPLE PEOPLE is now reporting that Dylan Penn is indeed Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend. On Wednesday it was LIFE & STYLE that identified Penn at Pattinson’s side a few weeks ago at the Viper Room. Amazingly, it’s not full of sh-t. Because PEOPLE’s sources are saying that: By Lainey • Sep 27, 2013 10:48 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson’s mystery brunette(s) Radar Online reported the other day that Robert Pattinson showed up with a mystery brunette at some party on the weekend and they were all over each other. Click here for a refresher. Gossip Cop – at press time 10am Wednesday 25 September – still hasn’t posted Pattinson’s publicist side By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 10:25 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend? Ok so the source is Radar Online which...not so reliable, ever. But this is fun. And they have some specifics. So let's go with it until Pattinson decides to tell Gossip Cop that it's not true, seeing as we're all a little delirious By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 04:01 pm
Break Ups Kristen Stewart’s apology explained? You remember Kristen Stewart’s very public, simpering apology after she was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders? I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the By Lainey • Sep 17, 2013 09:14 am
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart: no fragrance foreplay Dior Homme’s Robert Pattinson campaign release has been an exercise in masturbatory extension. If you build it up that much, with so many teasers to teasers and teasers for trailers, it better be amazing. Is it? The short film will be released on Sunday. At this point though, unless By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 10:49 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson by Justin Timberlake I was eyerolling at Justin Timberlake a few weeks ago for releasing a trailer to a preview to the trailer to the video for Take Back The Night. How many near-orgasms does it take to make an actual orgasm better? It feels like they followed the same approach for Robert By Lainey • Aug 28, 2013 10:14 am
Hook Ups It’s like being almost pregnant US Weekly has an update on The Robsten Saga: Mounting Angst Part 6, in which Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have an “intense conversation” and will “probably pick up where they left off”. Well that’s more plot than we got in all of Breaking Dawn. So…are they almost By Lainey • Aug 21, 2013 12:14 pm
Douchebags Oh Rob, you’re so man Robert Pattinson’s apparently hanging out with Mischa Barton now. Click here for a refresher. E! News reports that Barton is now among a group of regulars at Pattinson’s place. Thanks for letting us know, Mischa Barton. It doesn’t look good on him, does it? But the day By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 09:16 am
BFFs Robert Pattinson's downgrade Now that he and Kristen Stewart are no longer together, Robert Pattinson's living on his own, in a Beverly Hills mansion, and enjoying a single summer. With Carey Mulligan? Or Zoe Saldana? Or Keira Knightley? Or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? The A List? Not exactly. According to By Lainey • Aug 15, 2013 01:32 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson kills dreams Many nights (they’ve) prayed With no proof anyone could hear In (their) hearts, a hopeful song (They) barely understood Now (they) are not afraid Although (they) know there's much to fear (They) were moving mountains long Before (they) knew (they) could… There can be miracles when you By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 02:00 pm
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s smile Dior has released a new photo from Robert Pattinson’s first campaign for the Homme fragrance. I know nothing about photography so is this…composition? Like one third is all dark, and the other third (the subway tile) is in shade, leaving the centre third the focal point – his beautiful By Lainey • Jul 15, 2013 09:43 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s look of lust Dior Homme released the first official image of Robert Pattinson as the face of the fragrance last week. There was a party to celebrate the announcement in Hollywood E! News was able to creep a few shots from the presentation. Click here for a refresher. Now E! has a couple By Lainey • Jun 19, 2013 09:42 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson for Dior Robert Pattinson has been named the face of Dior Homme. An official photo was released by Dior yesterday. It’s the first image attached. He’s wearing a sweater, his hair is growing out, and he’s attempting to look... I dunno... challenging? Interesting that this was the shot they By Lainey • Jun 13, 2013 12:24 pm
