Gorgessity Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 03:41 pm
Cheating Loins Let them heal you Robert Pattinson has been in seclusion since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. Pattinson’s film, Cosmopolis, will open in New York and Los Angeles on August 17. After the scandal broke there was speculation as to whether or not he’d honour his promotional commitments. By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 10:56 am
Cheating Loins US Weekly: the focus on Robert Pattinson It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 09:14 am
Faux Gossip Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. One the great joys of our lives By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 02:35 pm
Dumbass Robert Pattinson moves out and everybody hates Kristen Stewart While Kristen Stewart’s dumb friends keep trying to convince people that Rupert Sanders only put his tongue in her mouth and stayed away from her vagina which is only medium cheating and not total cheating, Charlize Theron supposedly wants to kick Stewart’s ass. According to Radar Online, Charlize By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 01:36 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart is neutered Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 03:14 pm
Cheating Loins Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern? The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 12:40 pm
Dumbass Twilight’s dark night Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 10:41 am
Girly Throw Downs British Boy Sh-t Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even though they used to By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 04:05 pm
BFFs Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:05 pm
Twilight Renesmee I’d not seen the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly this morning when I received the following email from Duana. NB - Duana has not read Twilight. From: Duana To: Elaine Subject: wait, sorry… Is “Renesmee” a PORTMANTEAU? Hilarious, right? For many reasons but after laughing at Duana’s By Lainey • Jun 13, 2012 04:45 pm
Twilight Vamping for her boyfriend Kristen Stewart was rather vampy the other day on the carpet in Cannes for the premiere of her film On The Road. Tonight she took it to another level to support her boyfriend, seen here with his best friend Tom Sturridge, in red and side-breasty for Cosmopolis at the Palais, By Lainey • May 25, 2012 03:35 pm
Twilight Twilight's First Cannes Robert Pattinson walked the carpet at the premiere for On The Road last night in support of girlfriend Kristen Stewart and his boy Tom Sturridge. They arrived separately; he first, and she with her castmates later. I don't hate this Balenciaga dress but I also don't By Lainey • May 24, 2012 12:12 pm
Twilight Twilight is over in Vancouver That’s the end of Twilight in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson completed work on reshoots for Twilight 5 yesterday in Vancouver. They left right away, early this morning, practically on the first flight, like they couldn’t wait to bail out of Canada. Things have indeed always been By Lainey • May 03, 2012 11:33 am
Twilight Twilight’s last Vancouver Reshoots happening for Twilight 5 this week in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Michael Sheen, and Ashley Greene arrived last night. They start today and are scheduled to be done before the end of the week. Stewart’s supposed to appear on The Tonight Show on Friday and then begins By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 09:45 am
Kristen Stewart Intro for April 23, 2012 Dear Gossips, One week after Brange engagement news dominated everyone, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s turn to try and own the headlines for a day, two max. Apparently she wants to get married too? We’ll break that down later. But will they ever stop jousting? What have I been By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 09:48 am
