Twilight Pattinson in a Porsche Jacek says it’s a Boxster. Since Jacek and I aren’t having an Ultimate Sacrifice, he always says he’ll get a Cayman one day. A Cayman is cheaper than a child. Robert Pattinson can afford several Caymans by now, I think? Here he is in LA driving around By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 09:09 am
Twilight Hugging Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 05:25 am
Clown Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 09:41 am
Twilight Hormone Convention Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:20 am
Twilight Cure for hangover Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:00 am
Twilight Let’s play Poor “Rob” Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response: He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:27 am
Twilight Edward Anthony Masen Cullen Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 06:37 am
Pierce Brosnan Robert Pattinson’s prison These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive. Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 07:16 am
Robert Pattinson Robert’s weekend bloat Always the sign of a good weekend. If the face is a little pudgy and the gut can’t be sucked in… especially on a holiday… it means there was beer, chased by snacks, chased by more beer. Maybe some scotch? Always Grey Goose vodka, but in our case yesterday By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 04:22 am
Robert Pattinson Be careful how you look at him That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 10:55 am
Robert Pattinson Pattinson exteriors It’s Robert “Rob” Pattinson this morning on set in NYC. Every day outside...is this film entirely exteriors? Maybe it’s a cinematic love note to New York. A cinematic love note starring Sparkles? Oh yeah, New York will love that. Several Twilight superfans have sent along the screenplay By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 02:38 am
Robert Pattinson Most comfortable wardrobe ever Robert Pattinson looks like he’s very comfortable on the set of Remember Me today. You would be too in those clothes. The top is like pyjamas. And the loose pants can accommodate a double order of lunch. Am jealous. Women’s clothing is sadistic. If it looks good, chances By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 08:14 am
Robert Pattinson Is that a new shirt? Twi-hards will know. It’s not like Robert Pattinson dresses with a lot of variety but they do have a very intimate knowledge of his wardrobe. They’ve memorised every thread. They’ve catalogued each and every day he’s worn a certain shirt. So it’s certain they will By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 04:39 am
Robert Pattinson When will they attack her? Emilie, you in danger girl. It’s Emilie de Ravin, shooting what looks like a date scene with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me set in a series of photos that will likely be used by tabloids to suggest a budding romance between the two stars, much to the dismay By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 07:23 am
Twilight They are crying today Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 03:32 am
Twilight They wish they were extras Robert Pattinson continues to film Remember Me in New York – seen here yesterday on set in the afternoon and also on a night shoot. Now every Twi-hard wants to be an extra and wear a cropped top and a cowboy hat which is a much better strategy than strangling, non? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 02:54 am
