Twilight Oscar Open Mouth Posing: Robert Pattinson Again…back to the pool feed. Laura, my producer, who is still aching for him, almost launched herself off the balcony when he walked by. This is after Daniel Craig, her other love, had passed earlier and she barely reacted except to hiss into my face: Satsuki is ugly! We’ By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 02:33 am
Bad Style Oscar LipGloss and borrowed prunes: Zac Efron & VH MK Olsen, having no use for them anymore after the Spirit Awards, loaned her prunes to Vanessa Hudgens last night who gave them a very good workout, in between moments when she wasn’t scowling about her dress. Bitch, if you can’t control the dress, don’t f-ckin’ wear By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 02:12 am
Twilight Vintage Pattinson Many of you lusty Robert Pattinson fans pounded my email yesterday needing more details, annoyed and insisting I should have been stalking him and not Grey Goose. This is crazy talk. But… I will try to make up for it. First – some of your pressing questions. Was the young aunt-ish By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:19 am
Robert Pattinson Grey Goose Twilight, Mamma Mia, and more It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 06:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Rob & LipGloss?!?!? Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:50 am
Twilight Twilight at the Oscars? It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 07:23 am
Emma Watson Emma and the boys She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:52 am
Twilight London girls > LA girls It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:39 am
Parent Pimps Remember when… That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Robert Pattinson was not included. And Twilight super losers probably believe it’s an even bigger snub than Springsteen for Best Song. Seriously, I have the hardest By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 05:19 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 03:51 am
Emile Hirsch Like his mentor Emile Hirsch is a Sean Penn protégé. Professionally and personally. Recently during the Milk promotional tour, Emile was approached by two eager, Hello Kitty style fans who’d been wating, and squealing, and holding hands, and clutching their stuffed toys, angst-ridden over meeting their idol. They simply wanted his autograph. By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss instead! He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 06:22 am
Twilight Becoming Orlando Bloom Teen adoration is a curse. Robert Pattinson is feeling it right now. He was supposed to begin shooting an independent feature with Dennis Hopper, Rosario Dawson, and the adorable Olivia Thirlby this month called Parts Per Billion, a departure from Twilight, and an opportunity for him to showcase that he’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 06:29 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss style-stalker LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 03:21 am
Bad Style New hair, boot cut jeans Twilight super losers were stabbing themselves with wooden spikes this weekend, inconsolable over Robert Pattinson’s new shorter haircut. No seriously, for reals. Even People.com is running a likey/no likely poll. Whatever. He’s a beautiful boy with a beautiful face, hair or no hair. More pressing then By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:15 am
Twilight Two for two Still not sure where Lindsay Lohan was last night but Ebola Hilton was at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party at a restaurant in West Hollywood. Also in West Hollywood, spotted for the second evening in a row, Robert Pattinson dropping in for late food at La Conversation. The night before By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 02:46 am
