Lifestyle Roberto Cavalli for Target These are the prices they should have been paying all along for his clothes. And by they I mean Real Housewives of Whatever City and frequent Vegas girls because, well, look. Right? I’m so disappointed he didn’t bring his segway to Sydney. By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 02:27 pm
Lifestyle Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli SS2013 Oh God. This is what they look like at yacht parties in the south of France during Cannes. Cavalli caters to the Euro Cheese and their stylings. And Las Vegas. By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 09:55 am
Amazingness Roberto Cavalli carries his own bags? Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 04:19 pm
Lifestyle Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli Fall 2012 It's a certain woman that he designs for, you know? By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 01:47 pm
Girly Throw Downs The Italian Queen and her Father George Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 09:51 am
Amazingness The Annual Tradition I’m so happy to be home. Cannes was a great work trip, and we got a lot of sh-t done, and a lot of gossip gathered, but I was cursed the entire time. Not just my laptop either. Will explain later. But while I’m delighted to be back By Lainey • May 19, 2011 05:34 am
Amazingness Multiple Italian thumb-up I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many variations on a thumbs-up. And all delivered so enthusiastically. There’s the double pump, a double pump with a plié, a one thumb, a side thumb, two side thumbs, and a lot of amazing cheese… It’s never a bad By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 03:52 am
Amazingness Those are big shorts. For him. On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 07:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Never in Paris, OK in Milan Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 05:48 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Cheese Cannes in pictures What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com By Lainey • May 19, 2009 03:42 am
