Douchebags Douche + Pip They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Drizzy > Breezy Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 08:32 am
Style Microphone embellishment Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 08:30 am
Dumbass Give that lady a gold star No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:13 am
Rihanna Rihanna talks Nine months after Chris Brown assaulted her, Rihanna is addressing the night she “went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears”. This is how she describes the “level of media chaos” that resulted from the incident, telling Glamour that "the positive thing that has come out By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 02:10 am
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Douchebags Feel sorry for him, he’s depressed Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for violently assaulting his girlfriend. Oh yeah, he also tried to kill her. TMZ reports that Brown claims that since he beat Rihanna, and was arrested for it, he’s been “depressed”. Let’s look at some photos that show Chris Brown’s depression. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 02:04 pm
Jay Z Kanye is…smiling Even when he’s raging in all caps and f-cking obnoxious, I love Kanye West. Kanye West is on night rotation on our iPod. It’s surprisingly soothing to fall asleep to Kanye. This is Kanye in New York yesterday outside Jamba Juice and then again with Amber Rose outside By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 03:50 am
Style Open back Rihanna Rihanna went out for dinner last night in New York dressed rather conservatively…for her. Love her style so much. But this not a style post, or a smut post. This is a breast post. She does not have small breasts. They’re decent sized. And they’re not drooping. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 06:21 am
Douchebags Doesn’t he look so sorry? Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 09:42 am
Rihanna On Chris Brown’s apology Am assuming you’ve seen it? If not – the clip is below: a video posted on YouTube, Chris Brown’s public apology for smacking the sh-t out of girlfriend Rihanna. Many of you have emailed your thoughts and asked for mine. Totally scripted, overly rehearsed, and can it be sincere By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:32 am
Douchebags Convicted felon has a great time So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Jay is one of the few Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami? Remember him rolling around in expensive cars? Remember how upset people were for, what, like a couple of By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 05:55 am
Hook Ups 4-way hook ups Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here. Even more intriguing though By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:41 am
Rihanna Courtside awkward Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly initially cited By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:46 am
Style Suits! Love them both. In fact, I probably love Rihanna’s more than Lake Bell’s. Lake’s is super flattering and she’s more beautiful here than I’ve ever seen her but it’s also distinctly … stripper-y. Rihanna though, Rihanna is pure drama. Outrage? Let me guess – you hate By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:15 am
