Royals Scooping the Dress So we're less than 24 hours away from the wedding. And the big scoop, the big get right now is confirming the designer of Kate Middleton's dress, and of course scoring the first exclusive shot of it. Not when she arrives at Westminster Abbey, because by By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 10:05 am
Royals Nicki Minaj: West Coast to Royal Wedding? Nicki Minaj arrived in Vancouver yesterday to kick off the Canadian Leg of her tour. As you can see, her face is ready. And her ass! People keep asking me if it's real. Looks really real to me. Tiny little body, bombastic big ass. Amazing. So here' By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 08:46 am
Royals Final rehearsal and the night before It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 03:52 am
Royals Kate & Chelsy: last minute errands Both Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped in at her family home in Bucklebury yesterday though not together. He dropped off a small package, she was seen behind the wheel, driving away with her security. This girl is savvy, non? She’s letting us see her when the royal bosses By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 04:05 am
Royals Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, By Lainey • Apr 26, 2011 05:55 am
Royals Hot Harry debloated & more about the wedding Looks like Kate Middleton’s not the only one who lost weight for the wedding. Hot Harry went on a North Pole Trek with Walking With The Wounded last month and was at the homecoming press conference today in London looking… Debloated! Just in time to step into his military By Lainey • Apr 26, 2011 03:19 am
Royals B & J at the wedding? I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star to get By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 09:10 am
Royals High Street Princess The Royal Wedding is in 9 days and Kate Middleton has still not gone underground yet. Smart. Even smarter, even though she’s to be the most photographed woman in the world, who’d be able to wear anything from any designer, buy exclusively from the most exclusives, she’s By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 05:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby Mother not invited Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 03:53 am
Royals Two weeks to go! Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her By Lainey • Apr 15, 2011 03:33 am
Royals 18 days It’s their final official engagement together before the Wedding. The wedding is 18 days away. Today Prince William and Kate Middleton were in Darwen, Lancashire for the opening of a school. And, well, since it’s the UK and since it’s April, it was raining. Kate held her By Lainey • Apr 11, 2011 02:15 am
Royals Hot Harry and the Sore Spot Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 04:27 am
Quiveration Hot Harry’s secret party The royal people have confirmed that Prince William’s stag went down this weekend though they will not release any more details. All that’s known is that it took place at a private estate, 20 attended, and Hot Harry planned it. Well done. See? He doesn’t always f-ck By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 09:34 am
Royals The one who needs the wedding diet Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 10:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Remove the cupcakes Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 04:20 am
Thinnification Princess of Coats & Pancakes Prince William and Kate Middleton showed up in Belfast this morning, continuing to tour the nation before their wedding at the end of April. It was a surprise “top secret” trip, apparently for security issues, but both seemed relaxed and in game form, especially for the old biddies and kids By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 02:21 am