Royals Royal Duties & Fascinators Prince William and Kate Middleton were in North Wales today at the naming ceremony of the RNLI lifeboat station’s new Atlantic 85 inshore lifeboat “Hereford Endeavour”. It’s been weeks since we’ve seen the future Prince of William, or whatever they’re calling her. As you can see, By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Royals Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 04:02 am
Royals Well played Chelsy, well played Two weeks ago I posted this article about Chelsy Davy hanging out with date rape-y looking rich boys in Zimbabwe with pap photos taken from curiously close distance, positing that she’d either been sold out by her mates or that she certainly didn’t mind seeing these pictures published By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 05:33 am
Royals Zara’s ring Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 05:40 am
Royals Royal Weddings and Princesses Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 03:14 am
Royals Are they allowed to hold hands? Yes, know-it-alls. That’s your cue to shoot your hand straight up in the air with the answer. Or email me. About Prince William and Kate Middleton, who showed up together this weekend at their first official public event since the engagement for a Christmas reception in support of the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 02:10 am
Royals Royal cuddles! Thoughts on the official royal engagement portraits? They were taken by Mario Testino whose photographs of Diana are the princes’ favourites. Did you buy that book? Of course I bought that book. She is SO beautiful in that book. I’ve attached the two I like best. As for William By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 02:18 am
Girly Throw Downs The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 03:20 am
Royals Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding? This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2010 09:15 am
Royals Not a cash bar wedding I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:44 am
Royals Anti-depression coaching for Princesses The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 08:17 am
Royals Her own security detail I’ve spent half an hour going through old photos for this article. And I could have spent all day. Have decided that every time I post about the Engagement, I will also go through the archives and post the new old pictures. If you have to ask me why, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 04:45 am
Royals The Royal Interview If you missed it, the link to the Prince William/Kate Middleton interview is below. Not sure how long it’ll stay there so watch as soon as you can. Of course I was glued to BBC Online at 11am PT. And this is why I love the British. That By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 08:48 am
Royals She wore blue too I have been glued to BBC. Don’t lie. I know many of you have been as well. If only we could get ITV over here. ITV has the exclusive first sit-down interview and it will air at 7pm in London, 2pm ET/11am PT. Before that though there was By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 05:46 am
Royals Princess Kate Couple of weeks ago they allowed themselves to be photographed together in public in the same frame at a friend’s wedding. William who has been trained since birth on protocol was fully aware of what he was doing. Everyone has since been waiting for the official announcement which came By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 02:26 am