Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Royals Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:52 am
Royals KATEPEDIA If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s style...as they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 10:57 am
Royals Grimaldi babies It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:02 pm
Royals Katy Cambridge comes to the party By helicopter. But first... How was 2012, Your Majesty? Mostly good, if not great, right? With the exception of that ginger grandson taking off his clothes in Vegas, this was a very strong year for the Queen, and a wonderful follow-up to 2011 when Prince William married his Catherine as By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge goes home Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 10:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A smile is a good sign! Katy Cambridge is responding to treatment and improving! This in a statement confirmed by the Palace AND, well, on her husband’s face, seen here as he left the hospital today, visibly relieved, right? The Cambridges’ spokesperson released a statement to assure the public this afternoon: "The Duchess of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 04:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession On Katy Cambridge’s first trimester Keep sending your emails about how much detail you want/need. So far some of you are super superstitious, like me, and are urging caution in coverage. The other half of you are like - TELL ME EVERYTHING AND PUT A CAMERA UP IN THERE IF YOU CAN. The world By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 01:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Worried Will Is it weird that in the Palace’s statement confirming Princess Catherine’s pregnancy today, they named the hospital where she’s staying? As you can imagine, the paps are camping out there and likely won’t move until she’s discharged. Kate was apparently at her parent’s this By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 05:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Christmas from the Cambridges! The Palace has confirmed it... Princess Catherine is indeed heir-ing! A Royal Baby to end a year of GREAT Gossip. How can 2013 top this? Well... we have 9 months of it. And then a future monarch will arrive, some time late summer? A few things to discuss here. First, By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 12:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges in Cambridge A flurry of pre-holiday royal activity before the break... William and Catherine Cambridge went to Cambridge today to visit with university students and staff. The Prince wore a grey overcoat. The Princess was in pale pink with brown suede booties. And those layers we’ve been noticing. They were overcurled By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 10:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Princess Catherine’s pre-pregnancy hair The Cambridges were in Cardiff this weekend supporting the Welsh Rugby Charitable Trust. They met with foundation members and then attended the game against New Zealand. Will wore a red tie, Kate wore a red coat, and her hair straighter than we’ve seen it in a while. I like By Lainey • Nov 26, 2012 11:01 am
Royals Commander Kate Kate Winslet was made a Commander of the British Empire today in London at an investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace with the Queen. Let’s Photo Assume Her Majesty: Her Majesty seems fond of Ms Winslet, non? Good welcoming body language, leaning towards her subject, not grimacing as she’s By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 03:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges & Turkey US Weekly’s new cover features Cambridge baby news. Apparently they’re working on it. Actively. And they hope to have something to announce by Christmas. Five weeks to go! Just like Love Actually! Word is Prince William and Catherine had to wait for their round of malaria medication -- By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 10:15 am
Royals The Cambridges return to the birthplace of their love St Andrews! It’s so lovely, St Andrews. We were there for 3 days last year to shoot pre-footage in advance of the royal wedding. When I came home I told Jacek we should live there for a while -- the dogs would love it, he could golf every day, By Lainey • Nov 09, 2012 10:34 am
Royals Kate and Harry reading Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 01:37 pm
