Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 10:07 am
Royals Harry in a tuxedo mentions his mother It’s always a headline whenever either of Diana’s boys remembers their mother. They know this, especially Prince William. Which is why he is particularly deliberate about when to invoke her memory. He did so most recently when an Italian magazine published photos of him with his wife on By Lainey • Feb 28, 2013 10:57 am
Quiveration Hot Harry grooving again On his knees! Look at him, thrusting his hips forward, ready to swivel. Am I imagining it? I might be imagining it. Also, I love him in the pink apron. Next time he gets caught with his clothes off in Vegas, he should cover himself with a pink apron. After By Lainey • Feb 27, 2013 11:46 am
Royals Hot Harry ski bunnies This is the photo on almost every cover in England today: Hot Harry is in love! Hot Harry found The One? Well, she's blonde, she's thin, she's moneyed, she's discreet. It's a good start. And since he had to go By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 11:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Royal Bump...officially You've seen it already, presumably, after that Italian magazine published photos of the Cambridges on holiday in Mustique a few weeks ago. I was less interested in the bump than I was in how frizzy her hair looked in the tropics. Like really, really frizzy and thick -- its By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 11:33 am
Royals Harry’s home Here’s Harry arriving home today with his fellow soldiers. They were flown back to England, landing in Oxfordshire, on a Royal Air Force A-330 following a tour of duty in Afghanistan. As you know, Harry was gone for 4 months and loved the freedom and pissing out helicopters By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 02:59 pm
Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Royals Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:52 am
Royals KATEPEDIA If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s style...as they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 10:57 am
Royals Grimaldi babies It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of Serenity& By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:02 pm
Royals Katy Cambridge comes to the party By helicopter. But first... How was 2012, Your Majesty? Mostly good, if not great, right? With the exception of that ginger grandson taking off his clothes in Vegas, this was a very strong year for the Queen, and a wonderful follow-up to 2011 when Prince William married his Catherine By Lainey • Dec 19, 2012 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge goes home Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 10:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A smile is a good sign! Katy Cambridge is responding to treatment and improving! This in a statement confirmed by the Palace AND, well, on her husband’s face, seen here as he left the hospital today, visibly relieved, right? The Cambridges’ spokesperson released a statement to assure the public this afternoon: "The Duchess of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 04:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession On Katy Cambridge’s first trimester Keep sending your emails about how much detail you want/need. So far some of you are super superstitious, like me, and are urging caution in coverage. The other half of you are like - TELL ME EVERYTHING AND PUT A CAMERA UP IN THERE IF YOU CAN. The world press, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 01:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Worried Will Is it weird that in the Palace’s statement confirming Princess Catherine’s pregnancy today, they named the hospital where she’s staying? As you can imagine, the paps are camping out there and likely won’t move until she’s discharged. Kate was apparently at her parent’s this By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 05:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Christmas from the Cambridges! The Palace has confirmed it... Princess Catherine is indeed heir-ing! A Royal Baby to end a year of GREAT Gossip. How can 2013 top this? Well... we have 9 months of it. And then a future monarch will arrive, some time late summer? A few things to discuss here. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2012 12:06 pm
