Royals Should I liveblog this? We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 10:00 am
Royals Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’ By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:33 am
Royals The coordinated Cambridges hold hands, look tired Prince William and Catherine were photographed holding hands on a walk through Holyrood Park the other day looking a little worn out after Zara Phillip’s bender of a wedding. Kate, in particular, seems pretty run down after so many months of non-stop activity. Also, as we all know, By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 06:33 am
Thinnification Catherine Cambridge and the Red Third Wheel Over at Dlisted, Michael K hilariously posits that Princess Catherine violated girl code by wearing a variation of off-white to Zara Phillips’s wedding. Now I know I don’t have the best vision, but this looks more, like, yellow to me. And it’s not like I’m By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:29 am
Royals Zara Phillips marries She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. By Lainey • Aug 01, 2011 02:11 am
Royals She won’t cry or try to escape It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:31 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:10 am
Royals Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 04:45 am
Royals Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful” Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 04:32 am
Royals Prisoner Bride stands by her Prince She allegedly tried to escape him three times and was supposedly recaptured each time, the final time just days before the wedding that resulted in her passport getting confiscated. As you know, Her Serene Highness Prisoner Charlene of Monaco married Prince Albert and wept at the wedding amid new reports By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 03:13 am
Royals Summoned by the Queen It’s been 8 days now since Prince William and Catherine left North America. No more daily photographs, no more multiple daily wardrobe changes. I miss them! Our next guaranteed sighting of the Cambridges will be in 12 days on July 30 at Zara Phillips’s wedding in Edinburgh. After By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 06:15 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo hogged the Cambridges! People.com has an article today about what Prince William and Catherine were overheard to have said during their trip to LA last weekend. Most of it is pretty innocuous. Cute, but nothing super, super insightful. The point is, they’re chill, friendly, and supposedly unpretentious. Everyone liked them. And By Lainey • Jul 14, 2011 07:46 am
Royals Just a little garden party At Buckingham Palace with the Queen yesterday. I almost died seeing this first photo. Can you imagine what the Queen must have thought of this outfit? Who is this person? I need to meet her. Oh here we go. Emails from the indignant – who is this foul beast and HOW By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 04:49 am
Royals Prisoner Bride: birth it and you can go Prisoner Bride Charlene Wittstock, the Serene Highness of Monaco, and her husband Prince Albert have ended their honeymoon in South Africa and returned home so that he can deal with the DNA test and the latest paternity claim. There are reports coming out of South Africa however that when they By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 09:10 am
Royals Royals don’t pose on a carpet Prince William and Catherine attended several events in California this weekend surrounded by the stars, and the contrast between Royalty and Celebrity... Was amazing. On Saturday afternoon it was a charity polo match. On Saturday night it was the BAFTA Gala. You will note, while there are many, many, many By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 08:09 am
Royals JLo is a royal fangirl It was originally reported that Jennifer Lopez would take her husband to the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate. She ended up bringing her mother which... I mean I think I would too. I know many of you stayed up late/got up early to watch the Royal Wedding, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 05:38 am
