Oscars 2011 Best Recovering Alcoholic: Russell Brand Written by Duana I know it sounds like a really strange thing to call someone, but after the weekend we’ve had, with the Charlie Sheens and the John Gallianos and all the rest of the poorly-behaved who feel entitled to spray their bullsh-t wherever they go, Russell Brand is By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 08:23 am
Assy Style Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:59 am
Amazingness Morning man nipples He doesn't make me quiver but he always me...happy. I can't look at Russell Brand - ever - and not smile. Or laugh. Mostly laugh. This, I suspect, is what happens with Katy Perry every day. So here's Russell in New York today, By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 06:55 am
Aging Gorgessity They all can’t be Helen Mirren These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 10:03 am
Style Grammy Favourite Dress It’s controversial. We will fight. I know this. But Katy Perry’s Zac Posen was my best. It was cheeky and flattering and looked like nipple pasties with sequins but on her, it was a perfect choice. The detail is exquisite, and well, there’s something about this relationship By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 03:14 am
Style Grammy one year later Like I said earlier, I’m not interested in a Rihanna who shows up in someone I would wear. Or something you would wear. Why would Rihanna ever wear anything we would wear? This is absurd. And so is judging her style according to the standards of what we would By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 12:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Green socks at the gym Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 09:20 am
Weddings No more Strange Russell Brand has collected a LOT of Strange along the way. My friend Fiona hates it when her husband Kiu uses this expression. It’s offside, sure. But it totally applies to Brand’s romantic history. One night multiples, many walks of shame… and now he’s found The One. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 07:56 am
Robert Pattinson Manleggings > Vampires Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:29 am
Hook Ups Russell & Katy It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting https://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I& By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 07:52 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
Hook Ups Brand new strange F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. That sh-t is foul on the outside. This is Russell in London the other day taking a new piece out to dinner at Carluccio’ By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 10:08 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Russell Brand Brand in the city It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem. Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants? He was in New York this weekend wearing them with By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 07:29 am
Russell Brand Brand and Basketball Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those By Lainey • May 17, 2009 09:23 pm
Assy Style He’s here… And I’m leaving. Russell Brand left LA for Vegas yesterday. He was photographed at the airport with a female companion talking on his cell phone but astutely covering his mouth. Apparently the paps can lipread. Makes sense. Posting about him always elicits quite the response from many of you. By Lainey • May 12, 2009 02:40 am
