Famewhores LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now. As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:10 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte! A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:03 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Amazingness The JCVD send-off As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 04:30 pm
Jock Smut Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 12:56 pm
Jock Smut Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Ryan Lochte Swimmers in street clothes I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 12:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The GMD or Ryan Lochte? Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World this week. She looked like she had a great time. And there were a few little friends for her to play with too. Tom got in the water with her at the water park. As you can see, he’s fit right now. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 04:54 pm
Jock Smut London Survival 2012 Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:53 pm
Jock Smut Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Who got a peel? Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:53 am
Quiveration But is he funny? Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Tiger either bores you to sh*ts when he’s talking or he’s offending someone. There’ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 11:29 am
