Hook Ups Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 03:34 am
Maple Leaf FNL > J&K+8 Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on By Lainey • May 26, 2009 04:01 pm
Cheating Loins Sound familiar? Once upon a time, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe presented together at the Oscars. He told her to open the envelope because she made more money. Many raised eyebrows. I took it as a joke. But as her star began to climb, as she became one of the highest paid, By Lainey • May 20, 2009 03:03 am
Douchebags Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:27 am
Assy Style Oscar Worst Dressed: Reese Witherspoon Topping the Worst Dressed is almost an art. It’s too easy to name Jessica Biel the worst dressed. You expect it. What’s the challenge? But Reese Witherspoon… You don’t expect it from Reese Witherspoon. You don’t go into the Oscars thinking Reese Witherspoon will suck it By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:21 am
Cheating Loins Her home before the holidays? Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:09 am
Douchebags Carb Face and his gray pants There’s a saying in Chinese: One type rice feeds one hundred type people. Sort of like…to each their own. Or, as my mother so gracefully reminded me when I told her one day that I could get away with a short skirt: whores eat our rice too. If By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:17 am
Reese Witherspoon Family weekend in Paris Jakey Gyllenhaal with long-ish hair and stubble is the hottest Jakey ever. And he’s not a player pig. And he’s tight with his family. And he doesn’t roll with the Hollywood drug scene. In other words, the antithesis of the cheating carbface Ryan Phillippe. Here’s Jake By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:26 am
Douchebags Carb Face & Abbie Go Public Last night at the Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish arrived together – their first time in public as a couple. Apparently they were sweet and loving and he had his arm around her and as you would expect, because this was reported in People, they seemed By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:40 am
Douchebags His Best Moment in Years The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 05:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child? SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is gritting By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 06:01 am
Break Ups But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery… And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:00 am
Reese Witherspoon At Work Without Reese It’s not the same, is it? Promoting a movie without the perfect wife, selling tickets on the strength of your carb face douchebaggery alone, hoping that the 17 year olds who pined for you 10 years ago will still find you attractive today… This is Ryan Phillippe’s new By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:51 am
Reese Witherspoon McGyllenspoon If the crazy McGoslings haven’t yet offed themselves in mass suicide, perhaps they’d like to transfer their obsession onto Reese and Jake who are equally as cute, if not a little disingenuous. Not that their love isn’t real…because it is…but they also don’t mind By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 04:42 am
Reese Witherspoon Carb Face, Abbie & Ava Well well… Two very interesting sets of photos taken by Flynet... First – Abbie Cornish who reportedly slept with Reese Witherspoon’s husband when he was still her husband shopping the other day with none other than Ava Phillippe. Next – Carb Face Ryan Phillippe who cheated repeatedly on his wife when By Lainey • Dec 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon Witherspoon Thanksgiving Where was she? A source tells me she spent Thanksgiving yesterday at her uncle’s in Brentwood, TN– at one point seen running through the leaves outside with her children. Cute! And no Jakey in sight. But I’m sure you know now about their romantic getaway to Napa recently By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:32 am
