Assy Style There are barnacles on your SAG dress, Julianna Margulies Dresses that look like living things, organisms, freak me out. Last time it happened was when Heidi Klum wore lettuce at the Emmys. This, I realise, is not a universal phobia. But me, I don’t like imagining things growing on clothing. Heidi’s dress looked like it could breed. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:34 am
Dumbass Best SAG Snubbing: Kyra Sedgwick While in theory we’re restricting ourselves to what happens at the show, in reality certain truths are self-evident – in this case, that Giuliana (Lainey: Duana keeps calling her Giuliana DePandi which is maybe my favourite thing in life, ever) irritated a wide swath of people far more than usual By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 10:20 am
Assy Style Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress. It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:04 am
SAG Awards 2012 Worst SAG Mistaken Identity: Grizz Chapman Ellie Kemper No, I’m not joking. Ellie Kemper was a double-nominee last night, as part of both the casts of The Office and Bridesmaids. And she was mistaken for someone else SEVERAL times. Once, on the carpet during a cutaway, after she’d already been interviewed by Ross (ugh…Ross), she By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 09:58 am
SAG Awards 2012 Best Beneficiary of Being in a George Clooney movie: Judy Greer at the SAG Awards You know Judy Greer. We all know Judy Greer. We’ve all seen a Judy Greer movie. I promise you, we’ve all probably seen at least two Judy Greer movies. Judy Greer is the only thing I liked about The Descendants, a film that continues to confuse me for By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:43 am
Douchebags SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada? Yes, Michael Pitt is the face By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:33 am
SAG Awards 2012 The Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012 Best thing that happened at the SAGs? Angie and Tilda are BFF! More on that later. God I miss Joan Rivers on the red carpet. Joan Rivers wouldn’t ask Meryl Streep, “What kind of actress are you?” And if she did, she’d specify that in terms of nudity By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:14 am
