Salma Hayek Salma in a bikini Mexico and St Barts seem to be the popular warm holiday season destinations for celebrities this year and Salma Hayek is there now with daughter Valentina and husband Francois Henri Pinault. Here she is yesterday on the beach showing off some tight curves. You know, I thought her tits would By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 03:07 am
Amazingness Best of 2010: Salma and the Snake This is an annual December feature. It’s time to look back at 2010 – the high times, the low classy times, and all the amazingness in between. If there are moments that stand out in particular for you, please let me know. I couldn’t think of a better way By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 09:43 am
Style On Turbans, Capes, and Roommates Written by Sasha Thanks to everyone for your style questions, I will try my best to get to each one of them. They’ve been great so keep em’ coming! And if you have any non-style questions questions that just need another opinion, I’m your bitch for that too! By Lainey • Oct 22, 2010 03:37 am
Quiveration Salma in tight leather Please. What else do you want to look at? Duana was here a couple of weeks ago and gave me a lesson in Breast Dressing and it really is the most frustrating, when something fits you everywhere else except for Right There, and as a result, the blouse or jacket By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 03:41 am
Edward Norton Edward & Anton Edward Norton was appointed the UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity yesterday in New York. Norton has been “green” for a while now, and I am resisting the urge to make a Hulk reference here but I guess I’ve failed. Remember when Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek? I want you By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 07:00 am
Girlcrushes Salma on her ranch and her snakes It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 04:15 am
Salma Hayek Will she talk about the Snake? Must watch Letterman tonight. Because Salma, she’s the guest. And it’ll be her first interview since the amazing snake incident. I still can’t think about that video without laughing outwardly often at the most inappropriate times. Salma no doubt is visiting Dave to promote Grown Ups with By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 10:19 am
Amazingness After the snake No doubt, it was the very best story this week. At least to me. Salma Hayek’s snake drama, a video watched over and over and over again. Because it gets funnier and funnier every time. After crushing Maya Rudolph’s lap with her stilettos, and wailing her way into By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 10:00 am
BFFs Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with By Lainey • May 17, 2010 07:16 am
Famewhores West Coast Cling The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 02:45 am
Douchebags Does she speak to her staff that way? Judge them on how they treat the civilians. Radar is reporting that Salma Hayek lost her tits last night because she could not get seated immediately for dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Salma did not have a reservation and when she was told that the patio was full she gave By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 07:51 am
Style Salma’s A List A Venetian setting, two masked balls, an elaborate themed menu, Salma Hayek said recently that she thought spending $2 million on the occasion would be ridiculous. Well, it didn’t cost quite $2 million. But it certainly wasn’t cheap. And her wedding guest list was impressive. Many, many A By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 02:14 am
Salma Hayek Welcome home Salma! Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right? Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 08:06 am
Gorgessity Salma the bride Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:39 am
Weddings Salma’s Valentine wedding Valentina’s parents were married on Saturday in Paris at the City Hall. He’s a billionaire and she’s a diva star and they marry at the City Hall. LOVE it. More celebrities should marry at the City Hall! So after breaking up last year Salma Hayek and Francois By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 01:31 am
Quiveration What are you thinking about? Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 01:49 am
