Clown Possessive Lilo Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Then she sped off. TMZ reports By Lainey • May 06, 2009 01:09 pm
Break Ups Lilo restrained After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Love, coke, and cake wars This generation. There is no fight worth fighting unless it’s fought on Facebook/Twitter/MySpace. And if it didn’t happen there, it didn’t happen at all. According to Us Weekly, Lindsay is denying that they’ve broken up. It’s the greatest gift passed on to her By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 08:02 am
Break Ups One step closer… To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:31 am
Clown Girls & Gifts Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 05:37 am
Clown Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Clown Lilo is po’ No money, many problems. According to Gatecrasher, Lindsay Lohan is broke ass. Not surprising. After all, she hasn’t had a job in… forever. And she has to support her mother who can’t afford to pay her own back taxes, and there’s the shopping, and of course the By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 10:03 am
Clown Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Losing weight, losing out Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 03:22 am
B-tch please Lilo & Sam hand in hand Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Street scrap, ear infections, and more shopping Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 02:04 am
Lindsay Lohan Really skinny old lady goes to Fashion Week Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 08:18 am
Parent Pimps Homecoming Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:53 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty, skinny, same When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 02:42 am
Lindsay Lohan Back together for Obama Even Lilo and Sam are in Washington. Someone hired them to host a party this week. Of course they did. And in honour of the incoming president, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson even decided to pose together on the red carpet at the Declare Yourself event yesterday. Lindsay dressed all By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:47 am
Clown Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
