Maybe Gaybes What’s up with Dandy? Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 08:00 am
Sex & the City She still looks mute They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 11:22 am
Sex & the City Heeled feet TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 04:25 am
Style Big & the 80s Several costume changes yesterday on the NY set of Sex & the City 2. You saw the white dress already and the came a blue violet one and an 80s ensemble, my favourite. White ankle jeans! Perhaps a flashback scene? Big, yes, of course, is still in the picture, because By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 04:29 am
Sex & the City There’s the strut Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony ass By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 03:58 am
Parent Pimps SATC 2 – Exclusive Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 06:26 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Free baby photo By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 08:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What else would he be? These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 05:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo Confirmation clarification Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 12:24 pm
Hollywood Closet Sideburns and sadness Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 06:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Why can’t she wear it? SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:53 am
Style Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 06:08 am
Assy Style Worst Oscar Couple: SJP & Matthew Broderick He was BORED. He looked bored from the moment they arrived, he looked bored up and down the carpet, he looked bored at Vanity Fair, he looked bored because he wasn’t doing what HE wanted. This photo of them touching noses – the man is straight up queasy at the By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 01:58 am
Sarah Jessica Parker He came with her Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to like By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 07:21 am
Assy Style Would you? SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:32 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Whose face is this? Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 09:11 am
