Ashton Kutcher Josh Hartnett:definitely dumb but not quite Ryan P According to Sydney Confidential, Josh Hartnett has been spending time with a “mystery brunette” in Australia and was pretty cagey about it when caught at the airport, dismissing pappies with a not-so-friendly “Get F*cked” when approached for photos. This following recent rumours that he and Scarlett Johansson have split, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Drew Barrymore: hope for Lilo Total gorgessity at the Sony event for Marie Antoinette the other night, getting better and better every time we see her, and an uncanny physical similarity to Linday Lohan - or vice versa. I"ve noted the parallel before but never on the physical, yet now that you see By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Natalie Portman Brilliant Boleyn Casting I apologise. I realise this means nothing if you haven’t read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory. But if you haven’t read it, you really should. Because even though it is a stellar cast, you never know what Hollywood’s bound to do to a book adaptation, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Black Eyeliner Battle: Scarjo vs. Withering Kate Both at fashion week in NYC, both rockin’ great eye makeup. First Kate at Luella Bartley – fantastic ensemble, I’m even down with her Posh-ish bob, and it would have ended up lovely if not for that ubiquitous bulimic jaw, and the “dead for 10 years” expression that goes so By Lainey • Sep 11, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson The Lilo and the Ring So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Scarlett Johansson: versatility in Venice I am in love with her. In. Love. Gorgeous, goth, and punk the other day, old Hollywood glam with aplomb the next time we see her… Who can resist Scarlett Johansson? Certainly not Josh Hartnett and they apparently have a rockin" hard love scene in the Black Dahlia that By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Thawing out for Jessica Simpson Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Worst Dressed: Scarlett Johansson First of all - she"s dressed for an office party. Second - if "I don"t f&cking care" could be made into a colour, this would be it. This, my friends, is the colour of indifference and disinterest. This is the colour selfish By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Scarlett Johansson: becoming Cameron Diaz Just when you thought it was ok to fall completely in love with someone, they go and do something so d*ckhead you have to go back to the beginning and reassess your position. Such is the case with Scarlett Johansson. The sign reads: "I"m being harassed By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Hollywood Starlet: Scarlett Johansson Does Stella have a new muse? I can"t think of a better combination. And Scarlett"s little number is fashion forward indeed. It"s current, it"s young, it defines this season, it"s completely original, the shoes are divine, and check out the By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Most Disappointing: Posh Spice Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom From Suzanne K: Josh Hartnett for the Freebie 5 I would suggest Josh Hartnett for your Freebie5 but I guess he is not "big" enough at the moment… Dear Suzanne, Not big enough, not enough potential, and also currently too ugly. See attached from Perez the other day. The unibrow, the 3 whiskers a la Orlando Bloom, By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Best Red – Scarlet Johansson Well hello ScarJo! I didn’t particularly love the hair, but let’s be honest, y’all. Were you really looking at her hair? On an evening when almost every actress was competing for best bony clavicle, how refreshing was it when Scarlett showed up all tits and ass and By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
Eva Longoria Pre-Globes gossip We are just 8 days away from the craziest (literally) awards show of the year and already, the Hollywood kitty is coming out. It"s one of the only times where film and television converge on the red carpet and in most cases, those egomaniacal tv celebrities who are By Lainey • Jan 08, 2006 07:00 am
