Dumbass Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. I spent hours By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 02:38 am
Dumbass Selling to the hoarders My friend Laura, the one with the Robert Pattinson problem, she also has a major fixation on hoarders. It’s her favourite episode of Oprah. I’ve never seen it but I feel like I have because Laura tells me about it all the time. She’s obsessed. Indeed it By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 03:35 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Kings & Peas & no one cares about Diddy Victoria’s Secret last night in New York. Rockers love models. So of course there was a Followill presence last night at the show as Jared and Caleb showed up on the carpet before taking their front row seats and then headed over to the New Moon afterparty. Jared’s By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 02:11 am
Douchebags White Party sh-t list Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:31 am
Girlcrushes Alicia would never I love Alicia Keys. So much. It would kill me if she turned out to be a twat. I interviewed Alicia briefly at the Superbowl in 2008 in Phoenix. Michelle was producing. And I remember both of us, even though our loins were pointed in the direction of John Krasinski, By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:08 am
Douchebags Life is Breezy As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:25 am
Gorgessity So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 04:49 am
Douchebags Globes Best White: Kate Beckinsale Two for two… well done. Let’s give it to her because she wanted it so badly. The pinched expression on her face gives it away. Shades of her best friend Posh. Please, please, please tell me I’m stylish! I slaved all day to be stylish! And the poor By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:01 am
Beyoncé Big Notorious Carpet Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:48 am
Would You Rather Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 09:23 am
Douchebags Suck makes a movie If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:38 am
Douchebags You Are Douche This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 05:15 am
Douchebags Bad Birthday Karma What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 05:28 am
Lindsay Lohan Diddy, SamRo…Lilo? Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:26 am
Dumbass Don’t Call Him Diddy Oh make up your f&cking mind!!! When I was 20, for some reason I had it in my head that my Chinese name was lame. I was playing a lot of mahjong back then, late night gambling sessions with the Hong Kong Hello Kitty crowd in university, listening By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 07:19 am
Victoria Beckham Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 05:25 am
