Movie Reviews and Previews Sloppy Casting Written by Duana Sometimes the good just keeps on coming. I’m so happy for all of you who love Sloppy Firsts, who have been celebratey with us or who have discovered it for the first time. And now – now, there’s a movie in the works. If you haven’ By Lainey • Aug 30, 2011 05:14 am
Maple Leaf Puppy Love takes second place If Beyonce didn’t sh-t on everyone with her baby, my favourite part of last night’s MTV MVAs would have easily been Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Did you see their pre-show interview? Please. He was talking to her about his pee pee. So f-cking cute. Look at his By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 04:15 am
Maple Leaf OMG THEY DID NOT BREAK UP!!! I really do mean those caps. I really do feel relief. That Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still together. The UK Sun reported on Saturday that she dumped him because she didn’t like his friends. As usual, the UK Sun got it wrong. Not surprisingly, the UK Sun’ By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 04:01 am
Selena Gomez It must be so love! New York last night – the premiere of Monte Carlo, starring Selena Gomez, Katie Cassidy, and an absent Leighton Meester who...is she disassociating herself from this movie? Then again, who needs Leighton when the Bieber is around? He turned up at the MMVAs on Sunday to support his girl. And By Lainey • Jun 24, 2011 06:23 am
Selena Gomez MMVA Puppy Love I will tell you this – almost all the producers at etalk, and they are well into their 20s and 30s, are all over the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez baby love. As you know, if you’ve been reading the last few weeks, me too. It’s like puppies! How can By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 05:34 am
Parent Pimps Celebrity Malnutrition Well this is clearly a first world problem. Selena Gomez was hospitalised late last week. The widespread joke was that Bieber had gotten her pregnant. She has since recovered and performed yesterday at Santa Monica Mall. When asked about her health, her answer: "I was just very malnourished, so By Lainey • Jun 14, 2011 10:29 am
Maple Leaf Mall, Hotel, Grandparents My friends and I are still all over this Bieber romance. It’s fascinating, like a science experiment. Teenagers are excellent case studies. Anyway, as reported yesterday, Justin Bieber, after their Hawaiin love tour, has taken Selena Gomez back to his hometown Stratford, Ontario. Yesterday they hit up a Swiss By Lainey • Jun 02, 2011 07:35 am
Parent Pimps Swiss Chalet!!! If you live outside Canada, and you’ve never been to Canada, you probably don’t know what the f-ck. But Swiss Chalet is one of our iconic chicken houses. But not fried. And you either LOVE it or you HATE it. Especially the Swiss Chalet dipping sauce. Like, I’ By Lainey • Jun 01, 2011 09:48 am
Amazingness What`s cute to old people Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been By Lainey • May 27, 2011 04:36 am
Maple Leaf Young lovers sucking in together Our puppy Barney, now 5 months, tries to sneak up onto our bed every night by jumping on my head. This, evidently, in his mind, qualifies as a stealth entry. This morning, 3:30am, his paw landed hard on my face, nearly took out my eye. My alarm was already By Lainey • May 24, 2011 04:16 am
Maple Leaf Seventeen and squinting Justin Bieber turned 17 yesterday. He celebrated with his officially confirmed older girlfriend Selena Gomez at an Italian restaurant. What kind of world is this? That Justin Bieber’s dinner date with food seems more enjoyable than Ryan Gosling’s with the fish? I’m telling you. Gosling needs to By Lainey • Mar 02, 2011 03:34 am
Photo Assumption Oscar Photo Assumption: Justin vs Justin I just saw this photo and it made my life. Both Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber were at the Vanity Fair party last night. So they met? Have they met before? I have no idea. And please don’t waste your time being know-it all-y about it either. The point By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 06:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Sit DOWN Selena Gomez Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 02:17 am
Assy Style JailBaits & Skinny Bitches Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 03:02 am
Hook Ups Tom Cruise Jr and his exes I suppose it’s not that unusual. To be at an event in Hollywood and you’ve pretended to date/forced yourself to publicly date/secretly dated/oncef-cked half the room. Which one of those applies to Tom Cruise Jr aka Taylor Lautner? Here he is, eager and earnest per By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 05:15 am
Hook Ups New Year, Fan Despair I did not want to wake up this morning. It has been a decadent holiday break. But I laughed for a long, long, LONG time looking at these photos. Hysterically. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent New Year’s on a boat together in the Caribbean. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 01:31 am
