Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Well, there’s a reason I keep mentioning the MiniVan Majority and its influence on PEOPLE Magazine when I handicap the Sexiest Man Alive every year. The MiniVan Majority comes up a lot. Because the SMA is for them. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive 2017 – for them. To By Lainey • Nov 15, 2017 09:34 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Tom Brady: SMA 2017 Odds Maria nominated Tom Brady for her Sexiest Man Alive prediction today in Smutty Social Media. So let’s assess Tom’s chances at the title. Arguments for: - Tom Brady is definitely All-American, the reigning Super Bowl Champion. - As Maria noted, the NFL is not having a great season. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2017 01:56 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Sterling K Brown & Milo Ventimiglia: SMA 2017 Odds As covered yesterday, Mark Walhberg is my unfortunate prediction for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2017. Is he sexy? F-ck no. Not to me. Not to many of you. But, again, this it the PEOPLE demographic. He’s pretty popular with the MiniVan Majority. Also it’s those Calvin Klein By Lainey • Nov 09, 2017 03:20 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Prediction: Mark Wahlberg SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - Marky Mark of the Calvin Klein underwear ads has never been named Sexiest Man Alive. People have been horny for those ads for almost 20 years. - And since then Mark Wahlberg has gone on to become a Hollywood mogul. He’s one of the most powerful By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 05:22 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Justin Timberlake: SMA Odds 2017 Arguments for: - F*ck him. As far as I’m concerned there are zero arguments in favour of Justin Timberlake being named the Sexiest Man Alive. But the truth is, this is a minority opinion. Especially not with the MiniVan Majority. Which is what PEOPLE caters to. - He’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 04:28 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Drake: SMA Odds 2017 Arguments for: - If Adam f-cking Levine can be the Sexiest Man Alive, why not Drake? - Drake is a bigger superstar than Adam Levine who is, so far, the only musician to ever have been named SMA. - Drake sells. - Drake just showed up on the cover of By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 04:08 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Alex Rodriguez: SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - Jennifer Lopez. This is the main case. He’s dating her. He’s been dating her this year as he moves away from pro baseball and begins his next career. She’s softened all his edges. He’s been indefatigably trying to convince us that he’s By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 03:51 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Jake Gyllenhaal: SMA Odds 2017 Arguments for: - Another one who gets handicapped year after year. A couple of years ago at TIFF, Jake was the most googled star of the festival. So he’s definitely known. The MiniVan Majority definitely knows him. - Jake is currently Oscar campaigning. He was at the Hollywood Film By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 03:20 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Chadwick Boseman: SMA Odds 2017 Arguments for: - Black Panther is the most highly anticipated movie of 2018. I would even say it’s the most highly anticipated movie period but then Star Wars nerds would be all up in their feelings about that and we don’t need a MCU Star Wars battle right By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 02:42 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Chris Pine: SMA Odds 2017 Arguments for: - Chris Pine is probably Kathleen’s vote for SMA. He is her top Chris. And he was her top Chris even before Wonder Woman came out when he became the top Chris for so many of you. - Wonder Woman is the reason why Chris Pine went By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 02:18 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Chris Evans: SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - Look at him. It doesn’t get more All-American than Chris Evans. - He’s Captain America! - Technically he’s not on a film promo circuit but if they gave it to Chris Hemsworth already, PEOPLE would totally offer it to Evans. He’s exactly who By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 01:42 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Will Smith: SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - Everybody knows Will Smith - I have included him on this list almost every year I’ve been playing this game and it’s never been his year. Is it time? Will Smith is a big international movie star. He may not be the blockbuster star he By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 01:09 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Matt Bomer: SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - Matt Bomer is gorgeous. This is the face of an angel. Please do not make me use more words than necessary to explain to you why he’s sexy. He’s so beautiful it’s stupid. - PEOPLE has never declared an openly gay Sexiest Man Alive. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 12:56 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Prince Harry: SMA 2017 Odds Arguments for: - He’s a prince, often voted the most popular royal of his family - Harry is doing great work representing his family. He’s an advocate for mental health and he’s the passionate ambassador of the Invictus Games which honour the contributions of servicemen and women. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 12:46 pm
Sexiest Man Alive 2017 Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive 2017 This is an annual tradition here at LaineyGossip. Every year, mid to late November, PEOPLE Magazine anoints who they’ve decided to be the Sexist Man Alive. Every year, a week or so before that happens, I handicap the candidates and offer my prediction. Brag alert: I’m pretty good By Lainey • Nov 08, 2017 12:27 pm
