Quiveration Something about Shia I tweeted my Shia LaBeouf confession a couple of weeks ago. Something about Shia makes me quiver. It started on the way back from Cannes. Laura and I were flying back together and started talking about Transformers and Shia’s fame and what it was about him and Eagle Eye By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 09:32 am
Natalie Portman New York but Paris first Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Frauds No thumb in Germany Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:30 am
Twats Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
Shia LaBeouf A better Benicio Last time we saw him – click here – he was decidedly Elvis, the later years. Last night at the AFI tribute to Michael Douglas, MUCH much better. Benicio must be shooting soon. The lady he’s with is called Laura Bickford. He’s been with her often on carpets lately. Apparently By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:00 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Really skinny old lady goes to Fashion Week Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 08:18 am
Douchebags BAFTA Shia Shia LaBeouf skipped the red carpet entirely at the BAFTAs. It’d be easy to rip his balls off for it like he’s Gwyneth Paltrow or Katie Holmes - all of a sudden too good for press at an awards show. But I find it harder to hate on By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 01:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Big Boy Bitch Fight Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 07:56 am
Break Ups Setting up Natalie Portman People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:30 am
Sienna Miller 20s? Single? Model? Not sneaking around afterhours drinking and driving with Shia LaBeouf? If you meet the criteria, Adrian Grenier is available. And you’re exactly his type. People.com is confirming that Adrian and Isabel Lucas are over. Translation: Adrian Grenier and his publicist want you to know that he ditched his By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 11:31 am
Douchebags Shia: Adrian’s girl, drunk with dad, and pick-ups Turns out Shia LaBeouf’s passenger the night he tried to commit vehicular homicide was Isabel Lucas, girlfriend of Adrian Grenier, who was supposedly “testy” when asked about Isabel’s condition yesterday. Shia and Isabel are working together on Transformers 2, although Shia left the Troubadour alone, drunk off his By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:01 am
Douchebags The Child Star Standard Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:06 am
Shia LaBeouf Saturday Night Beef Shia LeBeouf is hosting SNL this weekend. See the promos below. I f&cking love Andy. He’s so random. I would TOTALLY go out with Andy Samberg. Source By Lainey • May 08, 2008 06:10 am
Shia LaBeouf It’s How You Own It… Quiveration CAN come out of stupidity. As you know, Shia LeBoeuf was arrested the other day after acting like a douchebag drunk off his ass at a Walgreens in Chicago. When confronted by the paps today about the incident, Shia did not shirk from shame, he did not run, nor By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 09:49 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo Eyes Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
