Sit DOWN After a break: Paula Patton Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 10:36 am
Douchebags Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic By Lainey • Feb 02, 2012 10:21 am
Sit DOWN Sit DOWN Rooney Mara I read a quote from Rooney Mara today on Celebitchy from her interview with Allure and I thought to myself - you cannot possibly be this annoying already. So I went the Allure article to see for myself and, indeed, she really is that annoying already. Mara is the US By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 12:26 pm
Gorgessity Sit DOWN Scarjo Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 07:55 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 05:47 am
Sit DOWN Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here for By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 04:17 am
Girly Throw Downs Sit DOWN Selena Gomez Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a By Lainey • Feb 16, 2011 02:17 am
Famewhores Lilo + Oscar She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:54 am
Douchebags Douche in a Rolls Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:12 am
Sit DOWN What they say about Lea Michele You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 04:44 am
Bitch please Don’t torture the artist Flipping through photos from the Marrakesh Film Festival last night I was overcome with such an overwhelming Sit DOWN BITCH PLEASE I knew I had to share it. This is Michael Pitt of Boardwalk Empire, his hair newly dark, his girlfriend extra hungry, his lips ultra pouty, his expression uber By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 04:30 am
Sit DOWN Inside Alba's Actor Studio Have you seen Jessica Alba’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 09:30 am
Sit DOWN John Legend’s face says it all They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. But By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 02:28 am
Sit DOWN Art falls Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 04:36 am
Sit DOWN Miley vs Sue Sylvester Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. By Lainey • May 31, 2010 04:14 am
Sit DOWN Why Is for Chanel Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 04:31 am
