Sit DOWN Sit DOWN JLo There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:46 am
Break Ups Sit DOWN Centaur Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 09:03 am
Bitch please Restrain yourself If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 04:12 am
Sit DOWN Pissing away Oscar There are actors like James Franco who doesn't need the street cred and isn't a money whore who is willing to work it on daytime television just because he's curious and available (more on this tomorrow) and then there's Mo'Nique By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 08:03 am
Parent Pimps Miley the player Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. Miley however, via her Twitter (of course!), says it’s not true: Dumb blogs. I do not have By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 05:58 am
Bitch please SAG Robo Why? Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to Tom Cruise? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:47 am
Douchebags You Are Douche This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 05:15 am
Douchebags Dream the f&ck on, Loser! Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:54 am
Famewhores Sit DOWN Eva Longoria! Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? By Lainey • May 15, 2008 09:50 am
