Music More JLO by Slum Bear Check out JLO last night in New York shooting a video with Alvaro Soler. This woman is ridiculous. She looks better now than she did 20 years ago, it’s crazy. You know what else is crazy? Several things, actually. First, Casper Smart is choreographing. I keep saying – you want By Lainey • Aug 25, 2015 03:04 pm
Gorgessity Handholding Bears & new hair JLO is currently shooting a TV show called Shades Of Blue in Brooklyn. Casper Smart joined her on set yesterday. She and Slum Bear were then photographed holding hands. And you know she knows. She knows when the paps are around. So if she didn’t want to be shot By Lainey • Jun 05, 2015 03:32 pm
Music Slum Bear’s new job As you’ve heard, JLO’s going to Vegas, officially. The residency begins in January at Planet Hollywood. As I said before, JLO’s a good show. But there aren’t that many hits. So the spectacle might be more important than the songs, you know? The clothing, the makeup, By Lainey • May 15, 2015 11:49 am
Gorgessity JLO’s hot immunity Really enjoyed JLO’s sassy moment with the Magic Mike cast last night. That’s how I like my JLO served. Like all boss. Everything. The outfit. The hair. The legs. While she was up there, it was desperate, my attempt to force her to open her eyes. To possibility. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2015 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews And you go back to the “wrong f-cking guys” Here’s JLO yesterday at a press conference for her upcoming movie The Boy Next Door. It looks crazy sh-tty. So, obviously, I can’t wait to see it. And I mean that with my soul. Like I’m finding someone on the first weekend to go to the theatre By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 09:45 am
Music Please don’t waste this JLO. Sick. That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all. But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 11:40 am
Hook Ups JLO re-slums Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide. YES, JLO HIDE. Hide By Lainey • Aug 19, 2014 03:53 pm
Music Don’t slum this away JLO performed at home in the Bronx last night. There were many costume changes, including an outfit that was an homage to her infamous Grammys Versace dress. We just talked about JLO on The Social today. My colleague Cynthia Loyst, a trained belly dancer, posited that JLO isn’t an By Lainey • Jun 05, 2014 03:14 pm
Cheating Loins The last days of Slum Bear? PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart. The title: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says Technically. And the subtext here is “for now”. At issue: he may have been By Lainey • Jun 04, 2014 11:18 am
Slumming Ignoring the options Well, you knew he would show up at some point. Slum Bear stay away? Never. Yesterday JLO was shooting a video for the World Cup. Today there was photo shoot on a yacht in Miami. What do you think of when I saw JLO + yacht? If this is not the By Lainey • Feb 12, 2014 04:46 pm
Slumming JLO knows JLO Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the new season of American Idol. Here she is at the premiere party last night in Tom Ford. Now that’s a Tom Ford that looks like a Tom Ford, ahem. Of course they’re asking her about her love life. And here’s her By Lainey • Jan 15, 2014 12:14 pm
Relationship Assumption Slum Love for the holidays Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday in a pair of cuuuuuute black patent leather oxfords. I didn’t see Slum Bear with her and I haven’t seen him with her in a couple of weeks so, you know, I was wondering whether or not we’d moved past this phase, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2013 11:58 am
Hair The Slum Love Life Partner Jennifer Lopez, who is coming back to judge American Idol, even though FOX hasn’t officially officially confirmed it yet, covers the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She looks amazing. And I wish I could wear my hair like that without looking like an asshole full of Try. Maybe I’ll By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 12:06 pm
Slumming Slum Love at the MET Gala: JLO & Casper Bear She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:19 am
Hook Ups Minka’s mega downgrade People.com is reporting that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were all over each other the other night at a club in LA. GROSS. MEGA DOWNGRADE. Minka was seen maybe getting back together with Derek Jeter in January. Guess that’s not happening anymore. Which...how do you go from By Lainey • Mar 21, 2012 12:51 pm