Douchebags Who’s younger? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:19 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Letterman Have great chemistry. It’s a sexy tension, it crackles, not uncomfortably, and the result is compelling television, even if her face is a little scary now. Because more and more, up close especially and without the sunglasses, she’s starting not to look like herself…right? Anyway, during the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 03:54 am
Smutty Surgery More like Faye Dunaway My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:59 am
Smutty Surgery Weight Loss Tits Need to suppress your appetite? This will help. Someone sent me a photo yesterday of Tori Spelling and her f-cked up tits at fashion week in New York. I quickly pushed away my plate of fries. Fake tits, too skinny resulting in too much extra skin, and a face that By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 10:46 am
Smutty Surgery Don’t talk about her concrete tits Well… At least she’s not denying it. Victoria Beckham appears on the cover of October issue of Elle Magazine. Horrid photo – click here for a refresher. New pages from inside have just been released – see them here - as well as more details from her interview. She discusses being By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 05:03 am
Douchebags White Party sh-t list Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:31 am
Douchebags Diamonds for the best work Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. So is her surgeon. Demi By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Smutty Surgery This is Meg Ryan I thought I should tell you because you might not recognise her. It’s understandable. After all, it’s not like there’s anything natural, or original, about her face anymore. This is Meg Ryan. At the premiere of Serious Moonlight at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday, her lips By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 06:12 am
Smutty Surgery Is he a client too? Of the aforementioned Dr Brandt? Haven’t seen George Clooney in a while. He was in NYC on Saturday night with a rather fresh looking face… Or maybe he’s just drunk. Also a distinct possibility. George was in and out – spotted Saturday night, then checked out on Sunday and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:36 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna falls and meet Dr Brandt As you’ve probably heard, she fell off a horse this weekend in the Hamptons. No serious injuries, is now recovering at Gwyneth’s estate. You know the one with the work out studio right beside the apple orchard? Madge’s people are blaming the paps claiming that some dude By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:17 am
Smutty Surgery Not fighting it? Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 01:35 pm
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:43 am
Smutty Surgery Grammy Granny! Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:33 am
Smutty Surgery Mexico and Miu Miu The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 01:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madge & Jesus Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:32 am
