Girly Throw Downs Granny before and after It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of those By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 11:30 am
Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
Smutty Surgery Can’t decide Do you like Courteney Cox’s botox? I can’t decide. It’s certainly better than Granny Freeze. And she does look beautiful – Courteney opted for casual at the Marley & Me LA premiere to support her bestie Jennifer Aniston – but there’s a tightness in her eyes, and the By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 02:10 am
Frauds Granny Fail in London The Hollywood Foreign Press Association loves Baz Luhrmann. So Australia likely won’t get ignored tomorrow when the Golden Globes are announced, especially since they have a sometimes confusing “musical or comedy” category. But Australia has been virtually shut out of all the critics’ association lists so far this week. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 07:15 am
Break Ups The Happy Exes Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 05:25 am
Famewhores Was Granny a mistake? Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 05:30 am
Frauds Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:36 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh and the Old Lady Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 04:29 am
Frauds Granny in labour, Granny undressed People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 03:07 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Smutty Surgery The youngest of them all… It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:00 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:57 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Smutty Surgery The Posh Nose: Old or new? As I mentioned often over the last few months, Victoria Beckham kept a surprisingly low profile this summer, often unseen for weeks at a time. Some gossips are now suggesting that the reason behind her uncharacteristic absence from the spotlight had nothing to do with family obligations and working on By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 03:14 am
