Frauds Granny Freeze in Vogue Nicole Kidman on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 09:13 am
Smutty Surgery Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:52 am
Frauds Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile By Lainey • May 28, 2008 08:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:08 am
Smutty Surgery Granny at the Game As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:53 am
Smutty Surgery The Mystery “O” Thanks to the lovely, lovely reader who sent this in yesterday after watching The View. A curious little slip by Whoopi Goldberg – anyone else happen to catch it? It was during the Hot Topics segment, the hens were clucking about body image and magazines – how celebrities claim they stay in By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 06:00 am
Smutty Surgery Hurts to Look If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 03:47 am
Smutty Surgery Nicole Kidman, StepMother? A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Maybe this is the By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 05:25 am
