Smutty Surgery Opportunistic Waitress Speaking of entitled losers... Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. And also, TMZ has been told that “Lindsay is actually getting more scripts By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Smutty Surgery A cape and red gloves Madonna premiered W.E. in London tonight wearing a cape and red leather gloves to match her lips. Go ahead. Start bitching. I know you need to get it out. But her hair looks really good, doesn’t it? Why the gloves? Because earlier in the day at the photo By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 04:50 pm
Smutty Surgery Tom’s beauty routine I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”. Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started By Lainey • Dec 23, 2011 11:20 am
Smutty Surgery So that’s why your face was so puffy! Remember earlier this year, while she was promoting Just Go With It and her new fragrance, I kept going on about a slight puffiness that had taken over Jennifer Aniston’s face? For a while there I was obsessed. Here’s an article from March 11 for a refresher. I’ By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 05:02 pm
Smutty Surgery Giant Lips for Christmas It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower. So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 04:33 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Um...look at Wonder Woman Lynda Carter showed up at a video game launch last night in Hollywood. Apparently she’s, like, big in video games now because she voices some really popular ones (please don’t ask me to become an expert on this) and she’s married to a dude who runs a By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:06 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Olivia Newton John Rome Film Festival I’m a little bit confused about why Olivia Newton John had to carry that huge bag with her while posing at the photo call for A Few Best Men at the Rome Film Festival the other day. Quite like the Diane Keaton—ness of the outfit but the bag. By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 09:24 am
Smutty Surgery It’s so puffy! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 03:21 pm
Twats Dentist. She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 10:25 am
Smutty Surgery Best FNL Fan: Jon Hamm Jon Hamm looked bummed out when Mad Men won for Best Drama. Jon Hamm also has a man-crush on Coach Taylor. This is why we love Jon Hamm. Who looked, as usual, very handsome last night. And very chivalrously helped several ladies up on stage. And he loves his lady By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 06:37 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna night at TIFF She looked f-cking amazing. It’s a Tom Ford dress. She’s compact, little, tight, healthy. The makeup, the hair, even the face... in person it was really, really good. So good that she’s Sasha’s look of the day today on etalk. Sasha also pointed out though that By Lainey • Sep 13, 2011 04:45 am
Twats Let me pull my shirt up Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with By Lainey • Sep 09, 2011 03:43 am
Parent Pimps Another Lohan, just a matter of time Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when By Lainey • Sep 08, 2011 04:26 am
Smutty Surgery Defending Kate’s face Kate Winslet is in Venice today for Carnage with co-stars John C Reilly and Christoph Waltz. Jodie Foster is shooting a movie and obviously couldn’t make it. This is Kate at the photo call in the afternoon and then at the gala in the evening. And there has been By Lainey • Sep 01, 2011 09:02 am
Girlcrushes Madonna introduces W.E. Madonna arrived in Venice today at the photo call for W.E. along with Andrea Riseborough and Abbie Cornish. I am already obsessed with Andrea Riseborough. Look at that face! Fresh and beguiling, non? And can you believe it’s the same girl you saw in these Vanity Fair photos? By Lainey • Sep 01, 2011 03:38 am
