Smutty Surgery Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 09:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna 53 Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 04:33 am
Smutty Surgery Old Blake/New Blake So many of you yelled at me the other day after I posted this article of Blake Lively bike riding with Leonardo DiCaprio in New York for not pointing out her allegedly fake tits. Then even more of you started yelling about all the work she’s had done to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2011 05:12 am
Smutty Surgery Another monumental As IF Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Comparing the Kidmans Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 05:07 am
Smutty Surgery A thousand little black dresses Jennifer Aniston plays a nympho boss in the upcoming Horrible Bosses. Sort of a departure for her in terms of character. And in her personal life, she thinks she’s dating a badass. Are you finally telling us you’re not so square? Jen is currently making the rounds in By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 03:42 am
Smutty Surgery Kate Winslet and what counts Kate Winslet at the YO DONA Magazine International Awards in Madrid last night. Looks unbelievable. SO good. And natural. I think natural. I’m not going to rehash our debate on if she’s had anything done but I will tweak it and ask you what you consider to be By Lainey • Jun 22, 2011 08:38 am
Smutty Surgery Photo Assumption: Megan Fox & the Other Under 30s Just for fun. From the Maui Film Festival. It’s Megan Fox with Olivia Wilde, Andrew Garfield, and Garrett Hedlund. All of them are receiving awards at the event. I’m not sure Megan’s award is acting related though... Anyway, the way I photo assume this first image it’ By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 05:49 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze goes GOOP too! Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 12:20 pm
Smutty Surgery Photo Assumption: Jennifer Aniston’s side-eye LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 03:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Two babies, Three Lips Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban travelled through LAX yesterday each holding a baby. I totally forgot about Faith Margaret who came to them via gestational carrier! They dropped her on us right at award season and then pulled it back low key. In fact, Gran herself By Lainey • May 25, 2011 06:17 am
Smutty Surgery Her face has settled but the shoes still suck Always. Jennifer Aniston has the worst shoe style ever. Look at this. In New York yesterday to promote her fragrance. In a beautiful Vivienne Westwood dress. And then those thin strap bridesmaid heels she fancies. For why? It’s so frustrating. Still, shoe assness aside, Jen looks good. Her hair By Lainey • May 06, 2011 04:45 am
Smutty Surgery Make The Conversation about your face Demi Moore’s ridiculously preternaturally preserved face showed up at the A&E Upfront yesterday in New York. She walked the carpet with Amanda de Cadenet. The two are collaborating on a new show called The Conversation for Lifetime, part of a multi-project development deal Demi has just signed By Lainey • May 05, 2011 05:47 am
Smutty Surgery Multi-expression Pretend-Face Megan Fox attended the Celebration of Jaguar Design & 50th Anniversary of the E-Type last night in New York. Paid? She brought along husband Brian Austin Green. Seriously, David Silver is hot. I included though the shot of him standing behind her as she handled a few interviews. This happens By Lainey • Apr 21, 2011 07:32 am
Smutty Surgery Courteney or Demi? A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 03:40 am
Smutty Surgery Ashley & Marisa Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 05:48 am
