Smutty Surgery This will be a TV show You are all so kind. Several months ago when I posted photos of Lara Flynn Boyle all f-cked in the face, many of you cautioned that it was probably to do with treatment for a medical condition and not what I had presumed which was too much screwing around with By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 02:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 07:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic? OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 03:50 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze, are your muscles weak? Nicole Kidman is in New York today to promote Rabbit Hole. Gran just received a Spirit Award nomination for her performance, is sure to get one from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (they love her) for a Golden Globe, and is looking more and more likely to be listed for By Lainey • Dec 02, 2010 02:28 am
Smutty Surgery Posh is the most natural Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 09:30 am
Smutty Surgery The Return of Nicole Kidman’s Face This was the title of an article by respected film critic Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly in the magazine’s latest issue (December 3). Yes. Entertainment Weekly! Oh it was a bold move, non? Then again, Time Warner and News Corporation have had a testy relationship... What? EW’s parent By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 05:02 am
Smutty Surgery Sexy or Try? Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted By Lainey • Oct 26, 2010 04:22 am
Smutty Surgery LA Face in Vancouver Heather Locklear is in town to shooting a movie of the week for Lifetime. She went shopping at Tiffany & Co. Bought a $30K ring. It was so expensive she had to have store security escort her back to her residence. Heather as you know has been dating Jack Wagner By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 08:26 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A day with Granny Well not really, maybe a couple of days, but it’s a good snapshot of what the last few have been like, to catch up with our Granny Freeze at “home”, in Nashville. There’s Gran on a run, making sure to stay Hollywood sized even though she’s supposedly By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 08:13 am
BFFs It’s not Jen’s fault Everyone was sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston yesterday about guesting on Cougar Town and not helping the ratings. As you know, I’m all over sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston, any time, it’s my favourite game, but the thing is, I just watched that clip and here’s one you can’ By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 05:39 am
Smutty Surgery Presidential Freeze Rabbit Hole screened here at TIFF on Monday to largely positive reviews, many saying it’s Nicole Kidman’s best film in a few years. Well that’s encouraging. Because as I’ve always said, despite my disdain for the marbleisation of her face, I do enjoy Gran’s acting. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna: her directing, her face, her kids Madonna has been busy directing a new movie the last few weeks. Production on W.E., like Julie & Julia for Wallace Simpson, has moved to London and Madge was on set, shuttling around on her bike the other day, at one point visited by her children. More on that By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 04:58 am
Smutty Surgery Teens love Pretend Face You keep asking whether or not Megan Fox will have a career now that she’s been dumped from Transformers. Well... if the teens are deciding, and the teens decide an awful lot these days, it looks like she doesn’t have to worry yet. Megan was voted Choice Hottie By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:22 am
Quiveration Love the way you lie As you know, I have an Eminem problem. I can easily lose an hour or two on Shady googling. And I could definitely lose an hour watching him in this video. Have you seen it? Rihanna is great. Eminem is talking to my lady business. Dominic Monaghan tries his best. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 05:29 am
Smutty Surgery How does this happen? Seven years ago, Lara Flynn Boyle was parading around on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards in a tutu skinny as f-ck and denying there were problems. Now? Her face is falling down. Like literally sagging off her bones. From the weight of whatever it is that she’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 04:09 am
Smutty Surgery Granny green and red Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association annual installation luncheon yesterday with red hair in a green dress and the bottom lip freshly inflated. The top lip however is missing its flaps. You know those two bits of flesh that ooze out from either side By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 03:38 am
