Smutty Surgery On Shelfy’s nose A reader called Andrea wrote earlier today and noted the following: “Shelfy took it too far in the nose job, approaching MJ territory.” Then I happened to check the photo agencies and came across these two close shots of Jessica Biel’s face as she was signing autographs at Radio By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 08:22 am
Smutty Surgery New crank lips for court Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 09:33 am
Smutty Surgery Her pretend face at the premiere Megan Fox’s weird pretend face was looking more weird and pretend than ever last night at the Hollywood premiere of Jonah Hex. Something about how flat the hair is on top, and the shape of her hair, it’s not a flattering look, it’s kinda like an alien By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:20 am
Smutty Surgery Zeta has an LA Face Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 06:32 am
Smutty Surgery Third Lip gets animated Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 04:00 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze with dark hair? This is not Nicole Kidman with black hair. It is in fact Courteney Cox, at the Crystal + Lucy Awards last night where she was honoured for her work on television. Courteney arrived with her husband David Arquette and an ever tightening face. Not as alarming, no, as Nicole Kidman Granny By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 04:14 am
Smutty Surgery Nothing remarkable here This is Kate Hudson on the set of Something Borrowed today in New York wearing a Housewife of Something costume with her hair extra curly. Looks like she’s going to a barbecue over at the Jones’s house down the street. She will bring a salad. Manslinger is working By Lainey • May 26, 2010 08:13 am
Smutty Surgery Does Meg look more normal? Maybe I have a sun buzz. Meg Ryan was here in Cannes over the weekend at a photocall for the documentary Countdown to Zero. The trailer is below. Scared the sh-t out of me. Made me want to cry. Meg’s face however doesn’t scare me or make me By Lainey • May 17, 2010 10:02 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Daughter night out We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 09:48 am
Smutty Surgery Baby’s not a “guest”! Wait. Don’t skim. Just... who do you think this is with Clark Gregg at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night? No cheating. One photo agency called her a “guest”. They labelled the photo “guest”. This is what happens when the photographer can’t identify the subject...what? Nobody By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 12:24 pm
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch and her black gloves Sharon Stone attended a screening in New York on Monday night for Behind the Burly Q dressed in all black with leather gloves. This Hot Bitch. Always. There are lines around her eyes. There are lines all over her face. Though there may be work (that she denies), it’s By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 04:43 am
Smutty Surgery Megan Fox’s pretend face Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 05:32 am
Smutty Surgery Take a good look What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:12 am
Smutty Surgery New breasts, problem jeans Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:59 am
Smutty Surgery Who looks a bit tight? Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 05:01 am
