Smutty Surgery She says her face is her own Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 06:25 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch... Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 04:33 am
Smutty Surgery A new Kate? Kate Winslet presented to Colin Firth last night at the BAFTAs. Since I posted about her last week, many of you wrote to question whether or not she’s had something done. You see a difference in her face. Is it her eyes? I agree – there’s a certain Madonna By Lainey • Feb 22, 2010 03:45 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Smutty Surgery You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 05:03 am
Smutty Surgery The more you fight it… The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 08:10 am
Smutty Surgery Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:05 am
Twats Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:38 am
Smutty Surgery Best Third Lip: Courteney Cox Seems impossible but Third Lip Nicole Kidman seemed downright demure in size and paralysis next to Courteney Cox’s. Did you watch any of CC’s interviews on the carpet? That sh-t is rigid. And it makes for the strangest effect when she speaks. Like she’s trying to push By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 05:07 am
Smutty Surgery Better? I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 04:28 am
Smutty Surgery Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:31 am
Smutty Surgery Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 02:35 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
Smutty Surgery SO cute and then there’s SnapFace Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:07 am
