BFFs GG Best Schtick? Sofia Vergara & Julie Bowen So you saw most of this play out, right? On the carpet, we saw the dresses. Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing. But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does. And By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 11:54 am
Amazingness Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:01 am
Girlcrushes Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting? Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more By Lainey • Apr 19, 2011 03:22 am
Gorgessity Rough day at work Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these By Lainey • Mar 29, 2011 06:15 am
Girlcrushes Happiness is Sofia Vergara Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with By Lainey • Mar 18, 2011 05:13 am
Gorgessity Sexy in a puffy coat It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 05:09 am
Girlcrushes Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:27 am
