Gorgessity MTV lame sh-ts kiss The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 03:23 am
Style The GMD’s MTV Try It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 02:52 am
Style Take refuge among Hello Kitties SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2010 05:46 am
Style Jude on the tube Well, not really. He’s just walking through Waterloo station with his children in his leather jacket and rolled up jeans with no socks and that little head squiggle all messed up. The photo agency is noting that Jude seems tired. It was his turn with the kids this weekend By Lainey • May 31, 2010 08:33 am
Dumbass Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:30 am
Style We can all relate to SJP Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing By Lainey • May 28, 2010 07:57 am
Style Sex & Headgear I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are By Lainey • May 27, 2010 07:53 am
Harry Potter Emma wrap shorts Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Bonnie Wright accepted the Family Film Award last night at the National Movie Awards in London. We are just 3 weeks away from the grand opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. I can’t think about this. Let’s focus By Lainey • May 27, 2010 04:12 am
Gorgessity Sienna’s fringe without Jude Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’ By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:35 am
Style Pink for Gwyneth again It’s the automatic association, non? Pink Ralph Lauren at the Oscars. And tonight in London at the National Movie Awards – the event is attracting an impressive guest list – Gwyneth Paltrow arrived in bright pink, and very blonde, in a dress I LOVE so much for the construction. So much. By Lainey • May 26, 2010 09:24 am
Style Sex & the City 2 Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m By Lainey • May 26, 2010 05:29 am
Style 2.5 hours of fashion porn I went to a 10am press screening this morning for Sex & the City. A full review will come tomorrow. But it was 2 hours and 20 minutes. Of fashion porn. And if that’s what you’re after, to see nice dresses and obnoxious head gear, and flipping through By Lainey • May 25, 2010 10:39 am
Style Teardrop Gwyneth Tonight in London at the opening of Louis Vuitton Bond Street Maison, here’s my Gwyneth all classed up with a teardrop chest exposing a little naughty cleave. Love the ensemble, especially those shoes. SHOES! And of course this is Gwyneth Paltrow as they know her: stately, society, cold…and By Lainey • May 25, 2010 09:46 am
Girlcrushes Charlotte closes Cannes The antithesis of Kate Beckinsale, and perhaps the only bitch with a fighting chance at making a full body denim dress look presentable, this is the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Cannes closing last night to present her latest The Tree, directed by Julie Bertuccelli. Last year Charlotte won Best By Lainey • May 24, 2010 04:45 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine last night It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And By Lainey • May 19, 2010 08:01 am
Style Kate & Naomi: two black dresses Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:24 am
